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submitted 24 days ago • 61 comments

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

submitted 25 days ago • 133 comments

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

submitted 61 days ago • 133 comments

David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor

submitted 64 days ago • 8 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 70 days ago • 333 comments

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I watched Cunk on Life and during the credits I noticed some interesting names

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

submitted 182 days ago • 11 comments

The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao

submitted 82 days ago • 108 comments

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 99 days ago • 234 comments

I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect!

submitted 103 days ago • 55 comments

freeze frame on man running through bazaar Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again

submitted 118 days ago • 16 comments

Person 1: what’s the name of this band? Person 2: Fleetwood Mac Person 1: where does that name come from? Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band Person 1: the two most important members surely Person 2: hahaha no not even close

submitted 610 days ago • 16 comments

threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

submitted 624 days ago • 35 comments

BART SIMPSON: What are you doing here in Springfield? Are you here to spread awareness of Saudi Vision 2030? CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN: Thats right Bart.

submitted 138 days ago • 12 comments

Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news

submitted 678 days ago • 13 comments

google 2012: here's how to make tacos google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin

submitted 164 days ago • 56 comments

I'm happy to have been given a number. Participation is fun.

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

I promise you will never ever EVER guess how this scene plays out

submitted 189 days ago • 36 comments

i respect the hummingbirds fighting over their feeder so much. it’s like if a guy stood around a 10,000 gallon tanker of Sprite that got replenished every two days and when ever someone else got near he’d walk right up and punch them in the face

submitted 209 days ago • 41 comments

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Is the lead detective a dog?

submitted 231 days ago • 0 comments

Thirty five year old me, materializing in front of myself in 1997: They're going to have Magic The Gathering Hot Pockets in 2023! Nine year old me: Quiet your foolishness. Stand they still the Towers Twin? How fare they?

submitted 589 days ago • 10 comments

@briancgrubb.bsky.social First Batman gave us J. Pauline Spaghetti. Now this

submitted 236 days ago • 1 comment

to everyone who's mad at me over my "Credit Card Numbers Of Bluesky" account: it's. a. bot. i don't write the posts myself. it scrapes data leaks automatically. if it posted your credit card info and you want it taken down, let me know. but there's no reason to get angry with me. none.

submitted 240 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 250 days ago • 11 comments

@briancgrubb.bsky.social There's something melodic about Dolly Grip Dave Dibby Dibdin

submitted 258 days ago • 0 comments

This awful Biden situation could’ve been avoided if the US had simply stayed under British rule and gradually transitioned to being an independent parliamentary democracy like Canada

submitted 259 days ago • 29 comments