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I simply do not believe the truth of our existence is that we have to be this selfish and malicious to be happy

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

“She’s better off now versus all the negativity” is such a 2025 dipshit phrase that it would normally have some dark level of humor except things have gotten so bad that it’s literally about a child dying so all you can think is “what the fuck? What the fuck happened to your humanity?”

submitted 4 days ago • 56 comments

When you assume bad things are always done in secret, it can take much too long to realize proclamations of ill intent are serious. I think this is the hang-up.

submitted 3 days ago • 151 comments

If you are a foreigner, you probably should not visit the U.S., but if you absolutely have to, you should “enter” at a pre-clearance site (like Ireland or Canada) so that you’re denied entry in a place where the U.S. government won’t detain you or confiscate your property.

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

Perfection

submitted 4 days ago • 887 comments

the J in PB&J stands for jeggings. not many people will admit they've had this thought

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

don't ask

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

it's 3 AM & i swear i just heard one (1) instance of the hook from that one spongebob meme song that's all techno sounding and that mr krabs immediately calls the radio to get them to replay it while botching his recollection of how it went just one (1) though. in isolation. elsewhere in the house

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

5 SEASONS AND A MOVIE

submitted 24 days ago • 22 comments

Watching the Fellowship of the Ring (again) and that part where Frodo realizes his entire life has just lurched off any path he’d ever imagined and not in a good way and he knows he’s just had a huge responsibility parked on his tiny shoulders, and he just says, “what must I do?” And does it.

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

More like the star strangled banner, am I right guys?

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

The dept of ed has a new form where you can report DEI initiatives in schools it would be too bad if it got inundated with false reports I’m not telling you to do that definitely don’t do that!! enddei.ed.gov

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If anyone is close to a Game Dev Recruiter in their life, please grab them and give them a gentle shake while saying this: "Make your positions remote-friendly. Nobody wants to relocate for a job they might lose tomorrow. Nobody wants to relocate to the US just now. Remote work is not the enemy."

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Maybe the most illustrative sentence about what’s going on that I’ve read in weeks.

submitted 26 days ago • 331 comments

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell theonion.com/tenth-c...

submitted 26 days ago • 153 comments

Me, stuck in a traffic jam while going to the woods: “oh boy I hope all these people aren’t going to the woods”

submitted 27 days ago • 106 comments

Five alarm fire. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

submitted 26 days ago • 753 comments

Bite the hand that starves you.

submitted 41 days ago • 16 comments

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submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Fidget Physics: Fill your screen with the most convenient, playful distraction ever designed! samperson.itch.io/fidget-physics by @samnchiet

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

If you were a FWS probationary employee who was fired. Someone shared some contact info and resources you may want. DM me.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

fun tidbit: i am an english speaker who enjoys listening to vocaloid music, which is primarily in japanese, bc I do not innately understand the words fun tidbit: i enjoy thinking up new lyrics for pre-existing songs weird-al-style

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

This dude doing more and more elaborate crimes because the cops can’t hold him because every time he does one Eric Adams emails an increasingly upset Steven Spielberg pictures of evidence that didn’t go through discovery. The subject line says “New York is an Incredible Place, from bridges to 9/11”

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

ⓘ This account will make posts like "do i have to listen to A-pop through J-pop to appreciate K-pop" and continue to evade suspension

submitted 31 days ago • 98 comments

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

submitted 30 days ago • 156 comments

fixed social media yw everyone

submitted 31 days ago • 19 comments

I’ve recommended this YouTube channel before but it takes outtakes and edits them into the episodes and if you have any affection for the source material you will be in a better mood after watching a couple youtu.be/l7oWXooPT80?...

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments

Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

submitted 30 days ago • 744 comments

finding out your parents have been playing favorites the entire time hurts more than i'd expected it to. would not recommend.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

submitted 31 days ago • 191 comments

As a historian I have some guesses about the ways this will be resolved and you'll be shocked to hear all of them are bad and none of them are things I'll be posting here.

submitted 50 days ago • 213 comments

man this pronoun sweater is so uncomfortable. it's so it/she

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Ah fuck we’re going to be calling Canadian Bacon “Liberty Ham” or some shit aren’t we

submitted 51 days ago • 56 comments

all of my writing is created using 100% certifiably organic intelligence. by which i mean i'm raising my freelance prices by 20%. if anyone complains, i'm including the word artisan in there and raising my prices by another 20%.

submitted 50 days ago • 94 comments

Professor of evilology here. Evil people often lie to obscure their true motives. 🧵

submitted 51 days ago • 154 comments

cannot be said enough that for a decade a critical number of americans have simply refused to accept that he means what he says

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