Perfection
Reposted from
Laura Bassett
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Comments
DOGE needs to investigate Tesla.
They had 2 million recalled December 2024 and 48,000 recalls this week.
At this rate, there won’t be any left to vandalize.
Rapid Unscheduled Dissassembly seems to be a theme in the X world.
Environmental Embrittlement
Violets are blue
The panels fall off
'Cause Elon sniffed all the glue
It has a lot of underlying technology from research R&D investment.
I think it was 2023 Tesla paid 48 M in taxes on 2.5 B in revenues. For all practical purposes no tax.
Don't know and don't care. Get out of gov.
He will save us all from... er, him.
When he gets the right glue.
USA!
My only question now is what disastrous false flag distraction Musk and his DOGE boys will cook up to keep him from facing the music.
Just wait until all the problems start coming out about the stuff he’s pulled in his governmental capacities.
is going #LIVE with @jessicadenson07.bsky.social
3 PA County Analysis Livestream 7pm EST:
https://www.youtube.com/live/ENcJbW-qu9g
Sign the petition to help us bring publicity for audits! 👇🏽
https://chng.it/Trwgc84hVZ
#VerifyTheVote #Pennsylvania
https://bsky.app/profile/riseupresistnow.bsky.social/post/3lkwtwoanbc2b
And, Elon's behavior could be explained by glue sniffing
Some executives and board members fear the billionaire’s use of drugs—including LSD, cocaine, ecstasy, mushrooms and ketamine—could harm his companies.
WSJ 6 January 2024
Overdosing on ketamine is more likely when it’s used at home. It’s also more likely if you combine ketamine with sedating substances, like opioids, benzodiazepines, or alcohol. Having heart or lung disease also increases your risk of overdose. 👀
That's a whole new level of STUPID right there 🤣🤣🤣
Not surprising for a man who skimps on everything except his own subsides 🙄
https://youtu.be/lQuvNkqGLCw?si=RR5i9SisI0nE3_0U
I just can't.
Panels exiting the vehicle at highway speeds.
Reason: we glued them on
Solution: use different glue
This can't possibly be the correct solution?
?
Yeah, it's HOT OUT THERE!
Oh, you mean Climate Change?? I thought Musk didn't believe in that hogwash.
Also a cast aluminum frame is a rotten design choice, too weak and brittle.
Those other companies spent real money and time on R&D. Tesla, not so much. In fact, Tesla's get totaled very easily because they decided cast aluminum subframes were the way to go.
It didn't end well for him either.
omg nobody ever give me no grief for using the terms "Orwellian" or "doublespeak" because that's so totally what this bullshit is
🤔😛
Yet Tesla decided to swap things around with the Cybertruck because Space Karen knows better and wanted a 'bulletproof' dystopian nightmare of a car.
Violets are blue
Elon, FUCK YOU!
ALL shit can #tesla #Cybertrucks have got the wrong Glue 🤣🤬🖕
#TeslaTakedown ✊
Oh…..yeah.
Haben die was geraucht als sie sich offenbar für Tapetenkleister entschieden haben und warum taten sie das?
Dank #FreeSpeech sollte ja dann bald Licht ins Dunkel kommen ^^
There's the haphazard "I only need it to last until I can replace it" job
And then there's the "I'm gonna take my time and make sure that baby ain't going anywhere cuz she's got to last!" job
Uhu reicht da nicht?
Working was not anything i knew anything about. But it did strike me as funny when they said that they used the wrong glue like there was a right one. That seemed idiotic to me even as an idiot when it comes to metal.
And he swapped out the LIDAR system for cameras. So the cars can be fooled by a painting of a road, like Wile E. Coyote.
There should be a lemon law for elections.
The dude doing these tests is a legit former NASA engineer.
sure.
braking systems too?
can't wait for the first time some mentally unhinged leftist tries to key the side of a rocket.
Just glue strips. Not even consistent strips. More like what a kid in school would do: gaps, uneven application, blobs. And not even "the right glue."
LITERALLY pasted together.
Woman: Sir...this is a Wendy's. Tesla is across the street.