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Essex girl; Renaissance woman. Mother of an angel-faced 2 year old.
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Just watched G20, a ludicrous film featuring a US President, global negotiations, South Africa, and a villain who plans to crash the world economy in order to get crypto rich Rearrange some of those words and it’s basically the news.

Honestly amazed they let chickens and ducks have dogs as pets

This was one of my favourite tweets of all time. Never fails to make me laugh my ass off

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

By 09:30am: 4 spillages (1 by me) and 1 poo on the floor (not by me).

Dreamed I wowed my school canteen with my trapeze skills 🤸🏻‍♀️

A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans. (Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form). www.worldofmoose.com

REALLY bad colour for an Artist in the Making.

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

For the "measles party" people. Both commercially available MMR vaccines are LIVE VIRUS vaccines. It's like having a measles party in a vial but a lot safer. So let's party. Alt: a vial of Priorix (MMR vaccine) lit up with a strobe. Shots by LMFAO playing in background.

There’s an Urdu name for a “Jack of all trades” that translates to “every talent Lord.” A Korean version is “eight direction beauty.” But my favourite name for someone who tries their hand at lots of different things is the Lithuanian Barbė devyndarbė. It means “Barbie nine jobs”

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment. Take a look at my wares and please retweet. gailmyerscough.co.uk Thanks!

March Hares, Celia Hart.

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

Just taking a moment to think of the millions of parents who brought up children before the era of wet wipes.

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

For Lent I am giving up

Morten Morland for the Times

Me: "Do it again! I didn't time it quite right." Jackdaw: "Ok, but this is the last time. I am massively into churches and everything, as you well know, but I'm getting kind of bored now."

too much vitamin a can harm you, and if you're pregnant or breastfeeding, too much vitamin a can seriously harm or kill your baby. so just get vaccinated

“It’s not a lollipop, it’s just a bear on a stick” Phrases I never thought I’d say #4576

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

I have three reviews to go for the Obs but today, after 180 of them, is my last column for OFM. So I thought I’d summarise my searing advice from the last 15 years: the wisdom, the provocations and the occasional stupidities. Enjoy. Or grind your teeth. Your call www.theguardian.com/food/2025/fe...

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now.

Uh oh

Just counted and I have 5 different ways of making coffee at home. And still I drink more coffee shop coffee than anything else.

Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Why use the stylus supplied with the writing tablet, when you can use a pair of plastic pigs?

Here is a nice mushroom

I think I deserve an award for getting this little guy safely back after a day out and about in the buggy. It involved a gym class, a cafe, and catching several on-street drops (counting the time I accidentally kicked it into the wheel of a parked car as a success).

2yo’s fascination with stickers of facial features has disturbing results