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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tenticles! The first 2 are test tickles…

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Some days I think about how Kamala Harris had a billion dollars, blew it on bullshit, and then blamed a group of people her campaign did nothing but tell to fuck off

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my favorite part about staying up late is watching my UK mutuals wake up and start posting and showing me the little ways how we aren’t too different after all. their country is as spiritually fucked in ways i as an american recognize without much effort

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I wish all Afrikaner "refugees" a very pleasant "fall off your bicycle and find out how much a sprained wrist costs in America"

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sorry but if you're wondering "why didn't these two people who are famous online talk about dating each other" the answer is "shut the fuck up and stop being a weird little freak you asshole, people are allowed private lives"

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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

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No words. Givesendgo'S Chief Financial Officer is DEFENDING. From article: “Shiloh is going through a dark moment, just as much as this other family is, and we want to be a light in all of these moments,” Wells said. “I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of association,” he continued.-

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so i saw my stepsister who lives in southern virginia at our mother’s celebration brunch today her entire community still has no internet from hurricane helene. people are still dragging bodies out of waterways. it’s stunning how quickly the media abandons rural america.

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twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “Hil Htler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda

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polly pocket, pocket calculator, game boy pocket, pocket money, hot pocket. these are all things you know about if you lived through the golden age of having pockets.

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Lil Nas X's career went flop after his native medium, Twitter, also went to shit and I don't think that's a coincidence

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 3 days ago • 722 comments

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

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Things I did not have on my 2025 bingo card: ✅ American pope ✅ Drunk Fox News host interim U.S. Attorney ✅Conspiracy theory podcaster FBI Director ✅Drunk Fox News host Defense Secretary ✅Madman and his hackers with full access to our data—including Social Security numbers Add yours…

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The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.

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So instead of trade deals he’s just going to publicly negotiate with himself until he walks back the tariffs? We get a couple of months of supply chain shock and nothing to show for it besides damaged relationships across the world.

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It may have taken 500 years, but the prods finally realise they could do with a head

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my PTSD flashbacks are getting bad again they do not look like people expect (via media misrepresentations of PTSD), and this is dangerous for me and others suffering with PTSD so this is an informal thread attempt to explain the interior experience of having flashbacks for those who don't know 🧵

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

So over for you hoes

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

Seeing the worst pretend Catholics melt down over this is just beautiful.

submitted 6 days ago • 75 comments

Genuinely has anyone ever been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

submitted 6 days ago • 261 comments

MAGA's brains are so broken. they speed ran the normal Pope conspiracies, and made the quantum leap to "the Pope is worse than woke, he's trans!" in less than 12 hours.

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Leah is absolutely fcukin right

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We're gonna wake up one day soon to a Morgan Wallen X Jessie Murph collaboration and it's gonna be... just... the WORST thing...

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i have chosen the pope that was in the conclave and which you were probably saving for an italian forgive me he was chicagoan da pope go cubs

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This day keeps getting better.

submitted 6 days ago • 1639 comments

God, what have you done? You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE And you preach at the Vat Oh Papa, I'm just having fun On the balcony in my mitre It's where I belong down at the WOKE MARXIST POPE I'm gonna keep on preaching at the WOKE MARXIST POPE

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THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

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holy shit miracles do happen

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popium

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The right is starting to meltdown that the new pope has been vocally critical of Trump.

submitted 6 days ago • 99 comments

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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FWIW I overheard an FBI agent at the federal courthouse talking about how none of them in the Tampa office have time to investigate actual crimes anymore because they've all been put on welfare check duty on kids whose parents were deported.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tenticles! The first 2 are test tickles…

Some days I think about how Kamala Harris had a billion dollars, blew it on bullshit, and then blamed a group of people her campaign did nothing but tell to fuck off

my favorite part about staying up late is watching my UK mutuals wake up and start posting and showing me the little ways how we aren’t too different after all. their country is as spiritually fucked in ways i as an american recognize without much effort

I wish all Afrikaner "refugees" a very pleasant "fall off your bicycle and find out how much a sprained wrist costs in America"

sorry but if you're wondering "why didn't these two people who are famous online talk about dating each other" the answer is "shut the fuck up and stop being a weird little freak you asshole, people are allowed private lives"

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

No words. Givesendgo'S Chief Financial Officer is DEFENDING. From article: “Shiloh is going through a dark moment, just as much as this other family is, and we want to be a light in all of these moments,” Wells said. “I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of association,” he continued.-

so i saw my stepsister who lives in southern virginia at our mother’s celebration brunch today her entire community still has no internet from hurricane helene. people are still dragging bodies out of waterways. it’s stunning how quickly the media abandons rural america.

twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “Hil Htler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda

polly pocket, pocket calculator, game boy pocket, pocket money, hot pocket. these are all things you know about if you lived through the golden age of having pockets.

Lil Nas X's career went flop after his native medium, Twitter, also went to shit and I don't think that's a coincidence

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

Things I did not have on my 2025 bingo card: ✅ American pope ✅ Drunk Fox News host interim U.S. Attorney ✅Conspiracy theory podcaster FBI Director ✅Drunk Fox News host Defense Secretary ✅Madman and his hackers with full access to our data—including Social Security numbers Add yours…

The day he dies is going to be the most annoying day in internet history, the waves of celebration and pearl-clutching scolding for the celebration will come seconds apart. NOTHING in the last 30 years compares, EVERYONE will feel the need to weigh in, in the worst way possible. Everyone.

So instead of trade deals he’s just going to publicly negotiate with himself until he walks back the tariffs? We get a couple of months of supply chain shock and nothing to show for it besides damaged relationships across the world.

It may have taken 500 years, but the prods finally realise they could do with a head

my PTSD flashbacks are getting bad again they do not look like people expect (via media misrepresentations of PTSD), and this is dangerous for me and others suffering with PTSD so this is an informal thread attempt to explain the interior experience of having flashbacks for those who don't know 🧵

So over for you hoes

Seeing the worst pretend Catholics melt down over this is just beautiful.

Genuinely has anyone ever been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

MAGA's brains are so broken. they speed ran the normal Pope conspiracies, and made the quantum leap to "the Pope is worse than woke, he's trans!" in less than 12 hours.

Leah is absolutely fcukin right

We're gonna wake up one day soon to a Morgan Wallen X Jessie Murph collaboration and it's gonna be... just... the WORST thing...

i have chosen the pope that was in the conclave and which you were probably saving for an italian forgive me he was chicagoan da pope go cubs

This day keeps getting better.

God, what have you done? You're a WOKE MARXIST POPE And you preach at the Vat Oh Papa, I'm just having fun On the balcony in my mitre It's where I belong down at the WOKE MARXIST POPE I'm gonna keep on preaching at the WOKE MARXIST POPE

THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING

holy shit miracles do happen

popium

The right is starting to meltdown that the new pope has been vocally critical of Trump.

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

FWIW I overheard an FBI agent at the federal courthouse talking about how none of them in the Tampa office have time to investigate actual crimes anymore because they've all been put on welfare check duty on kids whose parents were deported.

Spring Again. 🌺

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks