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i’m star | it/they + some neos | 24 | white | ⭐️<3🍌 (03/18/23)
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why is super mario world music playing in my sims game

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Elon Musk appears to be wearing a SafeLife-style level 3+ concealable kevlar vest under his shirt. That's why his looks this way. He is terrified and in fear for his life.

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roblox noob centaur

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just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

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thanks to my photo app for reminding me of the time i got into a car crash

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remember when people made humanized / objecthead dancing banana designs where he was breasting boobily

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THIS HAS BEEN MY LOWEST MOMENT IN PUBLIC... SO FAR....

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There was a baptism of a gay couple’s child at my church today, something I was very moved to see a Catholic congregation doing. But honestly “do you renounce Satan?” is a pretty intense question to ask a baby.

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Genepig…

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i don’t… want this.

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happy 50th birthday to GamemasterAnthony, I hope he was able to invite everyone again

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did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"

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REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

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The U.S. government has put up a submission form for reporting schools who teach kids about “DEI.” It accepts file uploads. Internet, you know what to do enddei.ed.gov

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It is now February 27th in Japan. On this day, 29 years ago, Pokémon Red & Green were released in Japan and the franchise began. Happy Birthday Pokémon! #PokemonDay

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just watched the pokemon direct. i am so sorry to unova fans

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i keep getting a sour taste in my mouth but i swear i’m doing everything right to take care of my mouth after my extractions? it’s just a taste too, no pain or pus or anything. i’m so confused

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does a bug furry with six limbs count as a “taur” or is the term limited to species that don’t usually have six limbs

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the undying love of mickey mouse

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Based off that one meme except now I can't find it and I'm losing my mind someone pls help me find the meme hod dog....

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i’m at 5 days post wisdom tooth extraction. i should be good to start eating pasta, right? my family still thinks i need to only eat straight up sludge and the hardest thing i can eat without complaint from them is mashed carrots

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do yuo like .... my moustayche...

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lesbian bra

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"thing" is such a gender term for me. oh i am some thing!

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POV you're fumbling #umjammerlammy #art #comic #lammy

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

I strongly suggest that if you dislike this feature, you write a quick ticket saying so. Annoy the fuck out of them. ⚔️ support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

submitted 7 days ago • 89 comments

new subreddit called r/explainlikeimananimal. the top question ever posted there is “am i a good boy?”

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redditor who age regresses to get "the full r/explainlikeimfive experience"

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check out this guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life

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my name is dinner, bombs i want some pingas, dinner that is illegal, bombs i want a lamp oil, dinner where is my mama, im snooping as usual, there is the king, and now he's going to gamelon

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

eyestrain cw // cutie pie!!! #swbg

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dancing banana as a bird could be so many things... there's the obvious bananaquit. but a fully yellow cockatiel could be cute... gives him a little head crest and cheeks!! i also get rooster energy... (transgender perhaps)

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