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And with that Everton are sitting atop the Premier League David Moyes division.

For the blues who wanna watch our first game!! ##Everton #utft #efc #Bramleymoore @evertonstadium.com

Salah netted his 50th Penalty for Liverpool today. Everton have had 67 penalties since the Premier League was formed. Michael Oliver MOTM though.

I don't want to get my hopes up, but a 98th minute equaliser would be very, very funny.

I see the refs are against them again.

T'was ever thus

Decent :)

13 Points off the Relegation places. More importantly, 13 points from European qualification. Renamed Bramley Moore the David Moyes Stadium

If your manager gets sent off, it should be an automatic loss of 9 points.

Charlie Adam set piece special!!!!

Tell me more about cancel culture

Lovely story this. It's a real long shot but can any blues help this lad track down the fan from 1983? vm.tiktok.com/ZGdUFRQD2/

Remembering this man, who would have turned 55 today. We miss you, Super Kev. 💙

David Moyes on Beto "Some times in life you just need an opportunity."

I wasn't convinced about bringing Moyes back. I know fuck all.

Easy to say now like... But imagine if we brought Moyes back when Carlo left

Probably unfair if we sign anyone else before Monday now. Got to give everyone a fighting chance #efc

John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car. A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.

absolutely rush that baby through production

Fulham and Aston Villa could both really do us a favour this afternoon. They win and we are in a good position to propel ourselves up the table

Great. So now we can't trust Snopes???? www.snopes.com/news/2025/01...

um

Happy Birthday Janey. RIP. #Trumpisacunt

A weekend well spent!

David Moyes is Everton manager. This can logically mean only one thing. It is 2002. I am 21 again. Everything is going to be okay.

I know I'm overreaching for a positive here, but Leighton Baines was once so crippled by shyness that he considered quitting football, and now he's caretaker manager. I think that's nice. Personal growth 🌱

That'll do.

"The who group? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..."

Pretty sure we are never going to lose again.

Nathan Patterson, Jake O’Brien and Beto are all set to start for Everton this evening against Peterborough United in the FA Cup 🔵

Hope he surrounds himself with people that truly get Everton. Not just Baines and Coleman, but get Cahill on board, bring back Big Nev and Big Dunc. Fuck it, bring in Ric Wee if it means we start winning some games

Former Everton manager David Moyes is set to meet The Friedkin Group on Friday over becoming the new Everton manager 🔵

Worth noting that Everton have never lost with Baines/Coleman in charge. Peterborough are fucked.

It’s that weird period when you don’t know what day it is and just eat cheese all the time, between New Year and Christmas.

2024 currently clinging on for dear life, thanks to a fuck up with the BBC YouTube channel www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OB7...

Happy New Year.

In case I don't have the presence of mind to say this on my death bed; when you scatter my ashes, please sing the shake n vac song.

Happy anniversary to one of my favourite posts

(to the tune of Adam Ant's Prince Charming) Prince Andrew Prince Andrew Chinese spy and dining with a paedo Christmas dinner Christmas dinner Some turkey drummers Wanking over Baywatch