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Hey! There it is. The escape hatch has been up there this whole time! (actually it is the reflection of the ceiling light in my office)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Inauguration Counter-programming #2: Put “Orinoco Flow” on loop. Light a scented candle. Make a pot of chamomile tea. Put a lemon-scented bath-bomb in a hot bath. Grab The Peanuts’ Omnibus. Actually, grab a dozen more of those candles. Oh, fuck it. Add a shot of whiskey to the pot of tea.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Plan your inauguration counter-programming early! Here’s a suggestion: gather friends to watch The Big Lebowski. Have everyone shout out “shut the fuck up, Donny!” along with the movie. Then, take a shot. Just an idea.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

View of the sky from our yard today. Either a harbinger of doom (Elon), or a spark of hope for the resistance (X-men).

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Eastham Public Library - Eastham, MA

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submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE

submitted 167 days ago • 125 comments

#1,839,587. As far social media adoption goes, this is just about my sweet spot.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Text with friend: Him: Did you drive through town in a red Prius and get beeped at? Me: It was my doppelgänger. Fuckin' guy is always trying to get me in trouble Him: It looked like you Me: The red Prius should have given him away. People who drive those are idiots Me: Mine is dark gray

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Why didn’t someone tell me sooner that the term I’ve often used for that fuzzy-headed feeling after driving for a long distance, road-head, has another meaning?

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments