INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE - ThreadSky

severinecox.bsky.social • 167 days ago

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE

WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE

Comments

bronxriverdigital.com•167 days ago

HR SCREENING CALL WITH THE VAMPIRE seemed like a really unnecessary prequel but this IP isn't gonna monetize itself...

cthulul.bsky.social•167 days ago

WE REGRET THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE THE BUDGET TO FILL THIS ROLE AND YOUR OFFER IS RESCINDED WITH THE VAMPIRE

panzenhagen.bsky.social•167 days ago

@mariloponny.bsky.social

radianthostility.bsky.social•167 days ago

And then you get to listen to Louis whine about it for twelve years.

iheartnoise.bsky.social•167 days ago

Group panel - prove you're the best vampire

whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social•166 days ago

TAKE A DAY AS HOLIDAY AND TRAVEL A LONG WAY FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE

renerere.bsky.social•167 days ago

@thegiukebox.bsky.social

kylestewart.bsky.social•167 days ago

Vampire - "I'm really Counting on this opportunity"

deathginger.bsky.social•167 days ago

AH AH AAAAAAAAH

*thunder rumbles in the background*

deathginger.bsky.social•167 days ago

AH AH AAAAAAAH

joshgrant.online•167 days ago

Dying at this

tylerjpetty.bsky.social•167 days ago

INTERVIEW WITH THE TEMP AGENCY FOR THE JOB YOU ALREADY HAD BUT AT A LOWER WAGE AND REDUCED BENEFITS

trengerkaffe.bsky.social•167 days ago

PARENTAL LEAVE WITH THE VAMPIRE (12 months in Norway)

CASUAL FRIDAY WITH THE VAMPIRE

trengerkaffe.bsky.social•167 days ago

OFFICE "WINE" LOTTERY WITH THE VAMPIRE

olchefdan.bsky.social•167 days ago

(Blood) Panel Interview With The Vampire

jlrmarin.bsky.social•167 days ago

kill me

lol

randomperson.bsky.social•167 days ago

NO INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE; NEPOTISM HIRE

frandroid.bsky.social•167 days ago

👏🏻

akornblatt.bsky.social•167 days ago

(APPLICATION DOESN'T PASS ATS REVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE)

rpicado.bsky.social•166 days ago

STANDUP SCRUM MEETING WITH THE VAMPIRE

BUG SCRUB WITH THE VAMPIRE

HACKATHON WITH THE VAMPIRE

rpicado.bsky.social•166 days ago

REDUCTION IN FORCE WITH THE VAMPIRE

stephencoxauthor.bsky.social•167 days ago

VAMPIRE ROLE READVERTISED AT LOWER SALARY

hmcd.bsky.social•166 days ago

Spoiler alert: it turns out to be a ghost job. 😅

patrickmccray.bsky.social•166 days ago

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE...BUT ONLY AFTER WE GET 3 LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION FOR EVERY SINGLE CANDIDATE EVEN IF THEY ARE GHOULS, WEREWOLVES, AND PIXIES.

staidwinnow.cultofsundries.com•166 days ago

Have I told you that Dracula is my neighbor?

severinecox.bsky.social•167 days ago

SPEAKING OF THE ECONOMY!!!

My name is Sévérine, I work in advertising

I’m owed over $14,536

Currently w/ colleagues in a class action suit

Help me raise $$$ to get by/keep my stuff (need $500 before 9/25) till my new job starts

#mutualaid 💸💕

CashApp/PayPal/GoFundMe: https://linktr.ee/stefdlc

jonmeltzer.bsky.social•166 days ago

WATCHING THIS WHOLE BLUESKY THREAD ABOUT JOB NIGHTMARES GO MASSIVELY VIRAL WITH THE VAMPIRE

srshaman.bsky.social•167 days ago

academianut.bsky.social•166 days ago

ghosted by the vampire

robabram.bsky.social•167 days ago

ISO 9001 AUDIT WITH THE VAMPIRE

othemts.bsky.social•167 days ago

MBTI TEST WITH THE VAMPIRE

SEXUAL HARASSMENT AWARENESS TRAINING WITH THE VAMPIRE

othemts.bsky.social•167 days ago

DISCIPLINARY MEETING WITH THE VAMPIRE AFTER REFUSING CORPORATE MANDATE TO WORK ONSITE DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS

lexys.wtf•167 days ago

OOOOOOF

captainacab.airbud.website•167 days ago

@favskeet.bsky.social

buehlmeister.bsky.social•167 days ago

THE VAMPIRE TURNED HIS MOM SO HE COULD STAY IN HER BASEMENT INDEFINITELY WHILE SHE COLLECTS SOCIAL SECURITY AND DOES HOUSEWORK

yuzu-adagio.vtuber.house•167 days ago

GHOSTING THE VAMPIRE

chicagomstie.bsky.social•166 days ago

UNPAID INTERNSHIP OF THE VAMPIRE

ghayduke.bsky.social•167 days ago

DAILY CHECK-IN WITH THE VAMPIRE

derwen.bsky.social•167 days ago

ANNUAL EVALUATION AND PERFORMANCE PROGRAM REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

btravern.bsky.social•165 days ago

PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN WITH THE VAMPIRE

vangelinaspuddy.bsky.social•167 days ago

sat 6 interviews to get ghosted for 2 weeks after. this hurts.

andrediniz.bsky.social•166 days ago

Gupy Selection With the Vampire

dustyyote.bsky.social•167 days ago

PUTTING THE VAMPIRE ON THE BACK-BURNER IN CASE THIS ONE DOESN'T QUITE WORK OUT

besecretandexult.bsky.social•167 days ago

feelin' this!

jamesjdominguez.bsky.social•166 days ago

Interview With The Vampire
Out Of Context Comment Goes Viral From The Interview With The Vampire
Cancellation of the Vampire
Weak Apology From The Vampire
Attempts To Court Right Wing Fans By The Vampire
Declaration That He Has Been Censored On A Dozen News Sites By The Vampire

bobbybiscotti.bsky.social•167 days ago

Automated Indeed email inviting you to apply for the position you were just rejected for With The Vampire

andytomlinson.bsky.social•167 days ago

PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC PERSONALITY TEST WITH THE VAMPIRE.

thomasedmund.bsky.social•167 days ago

Awkward meet and greet with the vampire

figueiredojames.bsky.social•167 days ago

CULTURAL FIT TEST WITH THE VAMPIRE

ritapita.bsky.social•167 days ago

I'm 16 hours late to this thread to post this but still mad you got here first.

figueiredojames.bsky.social•166 days ago

I’m so sorry, believe me when I say I WISH I didn’t know what I’m talking about 😅

jrkinsella.bsky.social•167 days ago

Prequel pitch: iCIMS Workday Account Set-up with the Vampire

pollhereford.bsky.social•167 days ago

CONTINUING PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT WITH THE VAMPIRE

pollhereford.bsky.social•167 days ago

TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE WITH THE VAMPIRE

willweaverrva.bsky.social•167 days ago

EMPLOYEE RETREAT WITH THE VAMPIRE

BILL FROM ACCOUNTING'S RETIREMENT PARTY WITH THE VAMPIRE

pollhereford.bsky.social•166 days ago

INTERNAL AUDIT WITH THE VAMPIRE

drdepth.bsky.social•167 days ago

SEXUAL HARASSMENT VIDEO WITH THE VAMPIRE

islandofreil.bsky.social•167 days ago

ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE WORKPLACE VIDEO WITH THE VAMPIRE

fredfred.bsky.social•167 days ago

INTERROGATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

GOOD VAMPIRE, BAD VAMPIRE ROLE SECOND INTERROGATION

LAWYERING UP WITH THE VAMPIRE

pamportland.org•167 days ago

Ha! Yes!

diaperious.bsky.social•166 days ago

MUST HAVE: 10 YEARS EXPERENCE WITH A VAMPIRIC CURSE CODEBASE THAT ONLY WAS RELEASED 3 YEARS AGO

richieryan.bsky.social•167 days ago

WE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO CONTACT YOUR PERSONAL REFERENCES PLEASE SUBMIT ALTERNATIVE MEANS OF CONTACT BY THE END OF BUSINESS DAY OR YOU WILL NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED FOR THIS POSITION VAMPIRE

thousandyoung.bsky.social•167 days ago

THE ATS CUT MY APPLICATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

jadesisti.bsky.social•167 days ago

@visualglitch91.com

yobwo.bsky.social•167 days ago

😭 Please no LinkedIn shit with my beloved vampires 😭

That's not the kind of fic I want to read 🥹

carolns.bsky.social•167 days ago

@pdrcssl.bsky.social @stjulha.bsky.social

stjulha.bsky.social•167 days ago

😭😭😭

jason1749.bsky.social•167 days ago

VIBE CHECK WITH THE VAMPIRE

DO THESE TWO TEST PROPOSALS (UNPAID) OF THE VAMPIRE

tomorrowx3.bsky.social•167 days ago

@favskeet.bsky.social

nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social•167 days ago

@favskeet.bsky.social

willweaverrva.bsky.social•167 days ago

NON-COMPETE CLAUSE SIGNING WITH THE VAMPIRE

NEW EMPLOYEE ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE

90 DAY PROBATIONARY PERIOD WITH THE VAMPIRE

SIX MONTH EMPLOYEE EVALUATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

grymmothy.bsky.social•167 days ago

WE CAN PAY YOU WITH EXPOSURE WITH THE VAMPIRE

catebridget.bsky.social•167 days ago

to sunlight???

grymmothy.bsky.social•167 days ago

HuffPo: "...SURE!"

striderhlc.bsky.social•167 days ago

Then there's the prequel, PHONE SCREEN WITH THE VAMPIRE

howdytimbo.bsky.social•166 days ago

OPEN ENROLLMENT WITH THE VAMPIRE

CONFIRMATION OF BENEFITS WITH THE VAMPIRE

cody.tcclements.com•166 days ago

Panel Interview with the Vampire.

silverzed.bsky.social•167 days ago

I KNOW WE SAID THIS WAS A REMOTE, NIGHT TIME POSITION BUT WE NEED YOU TO COME IN DURING THE DAY ON TUESDAYS...WITH THE VAMPIRE.

teaandtoast001.bsky.social•167 days ago

😆👌

06608596027.bsky.social•167 days ago

❤

alert74.bsky.social•167 days ago

THANKS FOR TRYING OUT YOU ARE NOW IN THE JEOPARDY CONTESTANT POOL FOR 24 MONTHS IF YOU DO NOT HEAR FROM US BY THEN YOU MAKE TAKE THE ONLINE TEST AGAIN... WITH THE VAMPIRE

raoulduke1976.bsky.social•167 days ago

Where’s the vampire group interview?

kylewoodley.bsky.social•167 days ago

Favorite post of the day.
All other posters: Put down your phones until tomorrow.

woozer.bsky.social•167 days ago

CASE STUDY PRESENTATION TO THE VAMPIRE

amnesiac13.bsky.social•167 days ago

WAS COMING HE…sorry, was coming here just to post this

spaceprez.bsky.social•167 days ago

INTERNSHIP WITH THE VAMPIRE

draqua.bsky.social•167 days ago

Senior Thesis Presentation with the Vampire

whoviantrev.bsky.social•167 days ago

🧛 Well, that bites.

goodfriendvic.bsky.social•166 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

erikrobson.bsky.social•167 days ago

This speaks to me deeply.

thx3188.bsky.social•167 days ago

they actually called to let him know?

xcskipaul.bsky.social•167 days ago

You can’t ghost them if they’re already undead.

turbodog.bsky.social•166 days ago

TOP 10 AMAZON STAR FORMAT RESPONSES FOR THE INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social•167 days ago

😂🤣😅👍

susanarendt.bsky.social•167 days ago

Excited about the prequel, PHONE SCREENER WITH THE VAMPIRE

silentz.bsky.social•166 days ago

I just came here to tell you someone nicked this and it's now on Twitter as well... but it turns out that's also you, so... as you were.

gorathhyun.bsky.social•167 days ago

tomrunnacles.bsky.social•167 days ago

DIFFICULT MID-YEAR KPI CONVERSATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

daughterofmercury.bsky.social•166 days ago

Intake day with the vampire and probationary period with the vampire were never able to live up to the hype

griff.dev•167 days ago

triggerhappytel.bsky.social•167 days ago

Second best cinematic universe after Neil Breen's work

norwegianjan.bsky.social•167 days ago

No recruitment test? Lucky break!

rob-mcclelland.bsky.social•167 days ago

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED WITH AN EMAIL WITH THE VAMPIRE

sulik2.bsky.social•167 days ago

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

mech0t1.bsky.social•167 days ago

lmicharlie.bsky.social•167 days ago

ISO 27001 CERTIFICATION REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

satyric.bsky.social•167 days ago

AI FILTERING YOUR RESUME SO NO PERSON EVER SEES IT WITH THE VAMPIRE

whosnerd.com•167 days ago

May we keep your resume for future opportunities?

illorain.bsky.social•167 days ago

With the vampire?

whosnerd.com•167 days ago

With the vampire

berious.bsky.social•119 days ago

Hell, surprised anyone gets past the AI resume screening for a vampire

fullmetal.bzky.team•167 days ago

I don't think even Anne Rice herself could make these (& the ones in the replies) sexy

pathost.bsky.social•167 days ago

Are you the latest organization to reject me? Because is exactly how it went down: 2.5 months, three separate interviews, a trip to HQ to meet the team, the boss, and head of HR. A "salary and benefits review" to come to terms. And then finally a rejection.

alpacabaiana.bsky.social•167 days ago

@jujubrotto.bsky.social

pnutzgg.bsky.social•166 days ago

Merit list with the vampire

jenniferweeks83.bsky.social•167 days ago

DEI SESSION WITH THE VAMPIRE: WRITE AN 'I AM' POEM THAT HELPS US SEE THE WHOLE YOU

deathginger.bsky.social•167 days ago

THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A FISTFIGHT WITH THE VAMPIRE

harshnerf.bsky.social•167 days ago

covid lockdown with the vampire

technicallyowen.bsky.social•167 days ago

Honestly that sounds like a superb premise for a low budget horror comedy

harshnerf.bsky.social•166 days ago

i hope people get over their trauma of the lockdowns so we can start having funny bottle episodes about it - imagine a vampire targeting anti-vax humans coz the covid spiced up the blood or something like that

redsage.bsky.social•167 days ago

HOW DO YOU HANDLE AN IRATE CUSTOMER? WITH THE VAMPIRE

WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS? WITH THE VAMPIRE

redsage.bsky.social•167 days ago

TEAM HAPPY HOUR WITH THE VAMPIRE 🧛🍷

anmontestruc.bsky.social•167 days ago

Interview of corporate security with the vampire does not go well.

nikorukiti.bsky.social•167 days ago

Sometimes it do be like that

essvari.bsky.social•166 days ago

Good one 🤣😂

mementomorty.bsky.social•167 days ago

DRUG TEST WITH THE VAMPIRE

timredacted.bsky.social•166 days ago

UNPAID INTERNSHIP WITH THE VAMPIRE

mementomorty.bsky.social•166 days ago

ONBOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE

timredacted.bsky.social•166 days ago

AWKWARD AFTER WORK DRINKS WITH THE VAMPIRE

wormwood23.bsky.social•166 days ago

The other vampire, recoiling from your wrist: “yecch, delta-8! Jesus!”

undead4progress.bsky.social•167 days ago

INTERNSHIP WITH THE VAMPIRE

gingerest.bsky.social•167 days ago

there's a joke in here about getting paid in exposure to the sun but I can't quite get there

undead4progress.bsky.social•167 days ago

😂😂😂
Related: when vampires hire, they really have to consider who their stake-holders are.

thousandyoung.bsky.social•167 days ago

Criminally underrated skeet.

deliciouslegacy.bsky.social•167 days ago

😆😆😆😆

nuclearbob.net•167 days ago

Fly the vampire onsite to figure out he doesn’t have the technical knowledge necessary and your recruiters don’t know what questions to ask and waste everybody’s time.

onefeincat.bsky.social•167 days ago

Two truths and a lie with the Vampire

shadesogrey.bsky.social•167 days ago

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO RELOCATE WITH THE VAMPIRE

fernandania.bsky.social•167 days ago

@bellescreve.bsky.social

akw.bsky.social•167 days ago

there needs to be at least seven more rounds of interviews before pursuing another candidate

jimgrayson.bsky.social•167 days ago

90-DAY PROBATIONARY REVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

jmcrowell.bsky.social•167 days ago

THERE'S SOME SF86 PROBLEMS WITH THE VAMPIRE.

iainrb.bsky.social•167 days ago

CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK WITH THE VAMPIRE

ACCEPTANCE OF EMPLOYMENT WITH THE VAMPIRE

HUMAN RESOURCES ON-BOARDING WITH THE VAMPIRE

SAFETY BRIEFING WITH THE VAMPIRE

REVIEW OF POLICY ON ACCEPTABLE INTERNET USE WITH THE VAMPIRE

marktspence.bsky.social•167 days ago

PLEASE SIGN THIS VAMPIRE-RELATED NDA

benchkf.bsky.social•167 days ago

RELOCATION WITH THE VAMPIRE

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR POSITION IS AT RISK WITH THE VAMPIRE

ryukage.bsky.social•167 days ago

SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINING WITH THE VAMPIRE

ANNUAL COMPANY PICNIC WITH THE VAMPIRE

marktspence.bsky.social•167 days ago

"Sexual harassment training..." so, Lestat

jennmercer.bsky.social•166 days ago

PHONE SCREENING WITH THE VAMPIRE

jennmercer.bsky.social•166 days ago

EXIT 'INTERVIEW' WITH THE VAMPIRE

rpicado.bsky.social•166 days ago

SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINING WITH THE VAMPIRE

champychamp.bsky.social•166 days ago

PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN WITH THE VAMPIRE

derwen.bsky.social•167 days ago

ANNUAL MANDATORY TITLE IX TRAINING WITH THE VAMPIRE

marypcbuk.bsky.social•167 days ago

why am I reading the last one in an ENTIRELY different tone of voice?

darksandwich.bsky.social•167 days ago

WE HAD TO PUT THE LAST VAMPIRE ON A PIP SO WE HOPE YOU WORK OUT

anthrodiva.bsky.social•167 days ago

Showing the vampire the way to the restroom

nih-llamas.bsky.social•167 days ago

DISPUTE OVER UNWASHED COFFEE MUGS WITH THE VAMPIRE

robfromchicago.com•167 days ago

PROBATIONARY PERIOD WITH THE VAMPIRE

kpleopold.bsky.social•167 days ago

PRE-EMPLOYMENT DRUG SCREEN WITH THE VAMPIRE

jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social•167 days ago

YOU WOULD BE A GREAT FIT FOR THIS HYBRID REMOTE CONTRACT ROLE WITH THE VAMPIRE

akw.bsky.social•167 days ago

RELOCATION WITH THE VAMPIRE
RTO WITH THE VAMPIRE
RESTRUCTURING WITH THE VAMPIRE
HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU UPROOTED YOUR LIFE FOR THE VAMPIRE AND NOW ARE BURNT OUT AND UNEMPLOYABLE WITH THE VAMPIRE

extremelyuncanny.com•167 days ago

Unpaid internship with the vampire

macula.bsky.social•167 days ago

“I’m sorry but we chose to go with an internal candidate of the damned”

addleben.bsky.social•167 days ago

PRIVACY TRAINING MODULES WITH THE VAMPIRE

dexfarkin.bsky.social•167 days ago

"Whose next?"

"A Mister Lestat. The CV is compelling."

h3mmy.bsky.social•166 days ago

I'd be pretty happy to interview Lestat. I bet he'd give me pointers.

mcstrolly.bsky.social•167 days ago

LOOKING FOR THE LATEST VERSION OF THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK TO GIVE THE NEW VAMPIRE TO SIGN - ALL THE PRINTED ONES ARE OUT OF DATE, TYPICAL ISNT IT? HR SHOULD BE DOING THIS THEMSELVES WITH THE VAMPIRE

xcskipaul.bsky.social•167 days ago

NOBODY WANTS TO VAMP ANY MORE!