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This didn't take long.

Why is Kim Kardashian on the SNL50 episode?

This is how it’s done.

How on god’s green earth did shaboozey show up on my 2pac pandora station? Pandora, you are killing me and my momentum while I workout

GAME ON!

So does Canada absorb the US’ territory after their hockey win tonight?

Will Crosby please show up!

Africa, what’s the return policy on Musk?

Someone better tell DOGE there’s this guy working from home

Absolutely genius. Who did this?

Stay out of Huntington Beach

For all my colleagues who want to be on Donald Trump's 'good side' - just remember: There's more room under the Trump Bus than on it.

You know things are bad when you agree with Three Shirts McGee.

I couldn’t care less. And as an American, I wouldn’t be upset if Canada won. What a good fucking nation of people www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

FAA employees are telling us it’s not safe to fly — and we should probably listen.

This isn’t a game. Get your finances right. Get your health in check. Have a plan. The people in charge do not care if we sink. They’re already on their private jets. What’s your escape route?

Martin Lawrence trying to be “Mike Lowrey” in Bad Boys always cracks me up

Stephen Miller has small dick energy

Congressmen when they are asked if they will cut THEIR budgets and lay off staff as well:

Clown Show.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

LeBron and Ant both did not play in the All-Star game, and both did not notify the league adequately so they could get a deserving replacement. Done with the @nbaofficial.bsky.social All-Star game until they expand the roster size

Knots in your back? Nothing beats a $4 lacrosse ball from Dick’s

Ruh Roh. Goodbye WP ✌️

It’s no wonder they are called conservatives, because they are just opportunistic cons, disguised as the party for blue collar people..

I ❤️ Seth McFarland. This put a smile on my face. #FamilyGuy

Raise your hand 🖐️ if you think Donald Trump is a complete MORON! I want all of my 167K Friends to Follow YOU! 💙 Like ❤️ and Repost 🔄 and you will get MORE followers! 🚀 Who agrees? 🖐️

He who saves his country violates no laws.

“We don’t care about your missed shots. Play f*cking defense.” -Rick Pitino

Gas is out of control. Thanks Chump 47 🫡

Pretty sure I’m driving on all my travel until Chump 47 is gone. Hopefully the next president will make flying great again..

Can Chump 47 stop playing golf and attending sporting events so that he can fix inflation. I thought he was going to make that better, not worse…?

“Go steal data on Mars.” Brilliant poster I saw in a video

Canada, Canada! Re-match Thursday brewing?

This protest poster 🫶 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Hell yes. Don’t do business with anybody in a cybertruck. Or any other Tesla. They are the party of the elites - don’t be fooled by their messaging, and the democrats lack of messaging www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

Nothing is better than seeing Zuckerberg’s vision of the “Metaverse” fail spectacularly

Housing costs. Up. Food costs. Way up. Cancer research. Down. Californians are already feeling the impacts of the Trump Musk “billionaire-first” agenda.

Republicans are sheep. Let’s make Chump 47’s birthday a holiday. “Baa, baa, great idea.” www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

It’s amazing how weak these CEO’s of companies are. Afraid of the overweight cheese puff.. including the might Apple and Amazon. These titans are looking like tikes..

Apple Maps has now changed to Gulf of America. I encourage everyone to click on it, report an issue, change the name and let them know what you think about this. Bombard them with reviews.

I love Steph Curry, but I would never rock his weak signature shoe. Under Armour needs to get out of basketball if that’s all they got..

Remember the movie Looper? Can somebody go back to 1952 and make sure Putin never happens?

He who rambles on about Hannibal Lecter, Arnold Palmer’s dick size, windmill cancer, and turning Gaza into a real-estate play, and thinks he’s saving the county, should have his head examined.

The noise canceling feature on the AirPods Max is intense