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ryan-alandt.bsky.social
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me, I derive joy from that 😀

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

this might seem harsh but i think this guy should die

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Wife sent me a TikTok that was 6m16s long. 6 minutes and 16 of God's very own seconds. That is an HBO miniseries. What am I meant to do with that.

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fam, @katmabu.bsky.social is going to be in Congress. www.katforillinois.com/issues/prote...

submitted 4 days ago • 165 comments

Kat will win. There will be a nationwide movement of young progressives taking office. Bet on it.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

If I was a veteran I would keep that to myself actually. imagine telling people you got tricked by George Bush into getting shot in Iraq lmao. bozo shit

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Happy 15th anniversary of letting Joe Lieberman neuter the ACA to you Mr. President aka “The First Pussy” !!

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

ICE misread the tattoos of an apparently innocent man and the U.S. government deported him without due process to a Salvadoran prison for terrorists last week. It is obscenely irresponsible to suggest we are not yet in uncharted territory.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

i don’t think reading the communist manifesto makes you an extremist. it’s very good and simple to understand. everyone should read it.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Forwards with at least as many goals as Vladimir Tarasenko this year: - Jonny Brodzinski - Cole Koepke - Michael Amadio - Justin Brazeau - Mitchell Chaffee and none are fake names!

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I'm done with the Red Wings for this season. I can't stand to watch this team for another second in its current state.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

submitted 7 days ago • 3881 comments

Andy Beshear convinced Kentucky hillbillies that focusing on kids genitals is gross, there's zero reason for this lol

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

if elon really believes that all his projects are being undercut by the dastardly george soros, that's mostly just really embarrassing for elon imo. a 98 y/o man with 1/100th of your financial resources is lapping you? and you're telling ppl abt this, in public? embarrassing!

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 28 comments

My favorite game to play: is the columnist toying with you like a cat playing with its food, or is the columnist simply that fucking stupid

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this

submitted 8 days ago • 97 comments

DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍 elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(

submitted 9 days ago • 103 comments

They should make an elevated Fast and Furious movie where the cars are a metaphor for depression

submitted 11 days ago • 91 comments

(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)

submitted 10 days ago • 48 comments

if I had a wife I wouldn't even be online. I'd be too busy telling her she's beautiful and I love her

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

“not all republicans” YES ALL REPUBLICANS. THEY LOVE TRUMP. THEY LOVE WHAT’S HAPPENING. YOU NEED TO DIRECTLY CHALLENGE ALL OF THEM CONSTANTLY. THERE’S NOT A SINGLE GOOD REPUBLICAN ALIVE

submitted 10 days ago • 118 comments

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Hillary and her allies literally supported Trump behind the scenes in the 2016 primaries, and Kamala chose to run on an explicitly right wing platform while she knew she was losing the whole time

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

I handle fentanyl daily at work and I am telling you that you can rub it all over your body and be fine!

submitted 12 days ago • 48 comments

The Detroit Red Wings season summed up:

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

submitted 14 days ago • 498 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 41 comments

@chuckschumer.com retire now

submitted 15 days ago • 35 comments

i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded

submitted 15 days ago • 56 comments

This guy is in a street fight and decided his best move is to pepper spray himself in the face

submitted 15 days ago • 15 comments

tea party type movement of the democratic party now

submitted 15 days ago • 57 comments

Who is 35 in New York and wants to run for office?

submitted 15 days ago • 520 comments

They’re 22-43.

submitted 15 days ago • 118 comments

Bill Burr has been on it lately

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

Vaxxed?

submitted 17 days ago • 81 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 76 comments

We're going to do The Gilded Age again except this time with AI and facial recognition software that automatically orders a drone strike on your location if you say the word Union to a coworker

submitted 51 days ago • 31 comments