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ryanabrams.bsky.social
Actual Philly Guy now, following a lifetime of preparation. Fire Siriani (after the Super Bowl W)
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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

England can have Philadelphia back now. We were just going through a phase but we’re ready to go home.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I want my vote back.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Love the degeneracy of UK Eagles fans watching the team play a Super Bowl that started around midnight on Monday Morning for them. Go Birds!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Holy & Immaculate & Shit

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

I love this city. Go Birds.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

lol Chiefs getting in some garbage time points after the Gatorade bath. Loser shit.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It’s pretty fucked up to post this on a website where everyone is the exact same age as LeBron James and hurt their knee going to the bathroom

submitted 15 days ago • 57 comments

Decades of political spending by business interests have finally produced the conditions that will destroy America's status as a good place to do business. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-busine...

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Can I get a hearty “LOLGIANTS” from the TL?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about how Bo Burnham's 'Inside' has become a curious time capsule that unintentionally demonstrates exactly where and how we went wrong: jasonpargin.substack.com/p/in-which-i...

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

Anything less than “sleeping in the office so you don’t miss a single vote” is an abdication of duty right now.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The arc of the Philadelphia 76ers universe is long, but it bends towards the 8th seed.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

[Cypress Hill voice] Here is something you can't understand How I could

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

Do Something (that makes me feel better seriously this sucks)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments