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Budding pediatrician, former law-guy, a cappella nerd, lover of disasters.
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SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Wonder Showzen knew what was coming

You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant

you guys ever seent this

Accidental fake-but-extremely-plausible Great North quote.

A reminder in dark times: kindness, mercy, decency, and respect towards the least of us enrages Trumpists. It burns them. It’s like a mirror that shows them how they fall short of humanity. Kindness and decency towards the people Trumpists hate is not just right; it torments Trumpists.

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

Bad news: No one's coming to save us Scary news: We have to save ourselves Good news: We can't be any worse at it than the people who are supposed to..?

[restaurant] waiter: how would you like your steak me: i don't know, medium? medium: *gazes into crystal ball* you will like it a lot

every affected country should announce huge retaliatory tariffs on Tesla, and every time Trump institutes a new tariff the Tesla ones go up an extra 25%

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

My latest piece for @teenvogue.com delves into the horrific story of popular skincare ingredient Retin-A. Before Retin-A was approved by the FDA in 1971, it had been tested on hundreds of incarcerated Black people in Philadelphia, without their informed consent. The survivors still bear the scars.