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Check out Evil Eye on Webtoon Canvas and the season compendium on Global Comix 25, he/him 🇺🇸 (🇮🇹 is work in progress) I make scribbles. I'd describe my art as beauty through imperfection. Hand scribbling in all the colors feels natural.
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Webtoon fears and respects you. They read your comment and after soiling themselves for five uninterrupted minutes, they took the rating system out back and shot it.
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That is weirdly wholesome. “Honey! Look at what a fine shaft I found whilst perusing the World Wide Web!” “Oh that is wonderful Dear. Now please admire this fantastic peen I’ve stumbled across on my morning doomscrolling.” “Wow! Nice cock! Great find Honey!”
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Well MAYBE if you got off your high horse, pulled yourself up by your bootstraps, and sold crystal meth like the rest of us-
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Corporate pride is cringy but it’s like a canary in a mine. As yucky as it feels to say that queerness should be profitable, it is a good sign if corporations find queerness profitable. Gross, hollow, and exploitive? Absolutely. Better than the alternative? Yeah.
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Furry polycules are going to go nuts for this
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Originally, I was planning on making Ted a quarter Guatemalan, know Spanish, Mr. Perfect Whitebread, but that was boring. Making him a tad fucked up and have this sad/pathetic upbringing was just more fascinating to write. So came the creation of the inbred white trash kid.
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Ted has a no kill rule (with one specific exception). But with his power set, that could be considered a threat. Anyone with the same world views as his parents make him sick to his stomach, so he has zero care for their wellbeing. Can't respect different skin colors? Lose skin privileges.
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Because Ted was so completely sheltered as a child, it weirdly makes him more accepting than your average person. The extra-dimensional aliens that revealed themselves are just as foreign to him as a Canadian would be. To him everything is fresh and new, so aliens aren't that farfetched for himself.
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He is unknowingly the host to an evil extra-dimensional parasite that wishes to remain hidden. This parasite does give Ted special body morphing powers. Ted being a moron, assumes he is "built different" and immediately decides to become a vigilante despite not really knowing what that means.
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His awkward white guilt social conundrums make him the butt of many jokes, but it is later framed as more and more sad the more you realize how badly his parents sabotaged his growth as a person. He is a good progressive individual but lacks the vocab and know-how which leads to his fumbles.
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I work with a transmasc, and guess what? I never have to worry about them taking up the one good urinal that doesn’t have the weird splash-back angle. If we both go to the bathroom at the same time, I neither have to hold it nor sprinkle my shins in pisslets. Absolute delight.
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My name is Rynn but people have called me Ryan my entire life and some yearbooks from school had my name “spell checked”
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That flag is fairly out of the way to even find. Chuds would see the rainbow sheen from an oil leak in a parking lot and then go online complaining about pride stuff being shoved down their throat. It’s weakness.
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When it comes to the internet, the severity of the worst crimes follows 4. Murder 3. Sexual Assault 2. Cuckoldry 1. Being Cringe
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“Gurl you can’t do that. You can’t do that. It’s a ca-non event.”
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I walked into my little brother’s room and he paused the anime he was watching right as a girl’s ass was taking up the frame.
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I’ve observed that Disney puts next to no care/effort when writing minority characters. Look at Reva in the Kenobi show. They gave Moses Ingraham nothing to work with and she was left for the sharks. Terribly written character with zero care? Yeah. Actresses fault? Hell no.
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Always good to know when to take a step back and just allow yourself to breathe instead of forcing it and letting the burnout smolder longer. Hope you feel better soon.
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That chest disc is being held on with thoughts and prayers.
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He’s funny. My introduction to him was his catfishing the kkk bit.
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I misread it at first when scrolling and had to do a double take because I initially thought it said “Mutie Pass” like a non mutant X-Men character getting permission to use the “M word”
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I nearly gave myself trench foot. My socks were crusty with blood and blister fluids and torn everywhere. Never do what I did. I had to wear flip flops everyday for a while afterwards because any physical contact on the scraped chaffed heel would cause great pain.
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And I know for a fact I used to wear 13’s because I remember once having the bright idea to buy new 14’s before a 10 day hiking trip thinking I was smart by skipping having to break them in and instead I chafed my heels so badly I had to avoid wearing proper shoes for over a month as they healed.
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I’m pretty sure anyone that beats Celeste magically transitions. That’s why I never beat it. I’m too cis and hetero.
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The manga is great because both the original and Brotherhood didn’t adapt the meat of the Ishval war which was surprising. Fun fact: Ironblood Alchemist was only mentioned by name early in the manga and had his first appearance in the anime, but is a completely different dude when he does show up.
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The new Smash Bros is getting weird
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I once had a dream I was a really shitty hitman and capped a rich target before turning around and noticing his house workers clock in so I panic moved the body into a flower bed and hid in a tree and I’m just biting my nails watching the gardener approach the flowers. Woke up after.
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Who is the character that can recognize an imposter by grabbing their junk?
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I will bet my left testicle and a Taco Bell free chalupa coupon that the Quasar group or whatever they’re called is going to be a neo-Team Flare or be related in some way.
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Sometimes you can love how much you want to push a character down a flight of stairs
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I hope this isn’t taken the wrong way, but this looks perfect for a character design that’s really into arts and crafts/sewing. The cylinder hat reminds me of the cookie tins grandmas keep all their sewing supplies in. Like they just look like the tin and then uncompress into a whole seamstress.
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An orangutan dressed like a sharply dressed elderly Sicilian man chauffeuring you around in a golf cart and the two of you get desserts at the farmers market
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Triple fusions involve throwing three personas into the water, the Velvet Room attendent will throw chum in after them, and then they all get caught in a feeding frenzy and the leftover bits fuse into a new persona.
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The way to identify an esper is to blare the most nails on a chalkboard inducing siren in your head and if someone nearby flinches and suddenly has a nosebleed, you successfully outed them.
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Yeah there is definitely a difference between “I think our taxes should prioritize long term infrastructure goals as opposed to short term relief that you are for” political differences vs “I don’t particularly care for those in Paris that you seem to see as equals” ‘political’ differences.
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Add it to the mountain of reasons advertisers are dropping the site. They want real people not machines looking at their products.
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Cue the montage music
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Splatoon’s only real competition was Crayola Scoot.