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sagemountain.bsky.social
Sending smoke signals from deep in The Shire. Fighting the good fight. Send wine.
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Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

Looking back at my coworkers one last time at 4:59 before I speed away with music blaring hitting my pen

If you dabble in housewives, please repost so we can find each other 🙂

Zipped up my energy real tight and somehow made it through Monday

Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”

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This story really made my blood boil. A field trip for 11 special education students and seven staff members from Maryland's Charles County Public Schools District resulted in outcry from teachers and parents when they were refused service at a local Cracker Barrel restaurant. 😡

Let he who hasn't accidentally raped anyone cast the first stone.

Oh it’s super clear now, Elon.

Please.

Burn 🔥🤣

Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"

the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.' the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.' any questions?

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

Been blocking them like turds from the sky!

In 55 days, this building will become the epicenter of corruption on our planet.

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

bwahahahahahaha: jalopnik.com/tesla-cybert...

Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check. Let's see how that goes.

He did it! Congrats to Derek Tran!!

Tuesday morning, yawnnnn, takes trash out. #blocktrolls #nomagats

In three hours last night, Elon Musk posted over 125 times. And he's still at it. Something is way off.

Please be nice to each other. We’re all doing our best.

Loving the casting for the Literal Biblical End Times. I especially like Elon Musk as the False Prophet. Can’t wait to see the crypto-brain-chip spin on the Mark of the Beast.

Raise your hand if you’re totally okay with sending Elon Musk to Mars. ✋

Just sayin….I wouldn’t hate it

I still can’t figure out what a starter pack is - I made one. I think