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sahmuel.bsky.social
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Brad Pitt in 12 Years A Slave was the most jarring example of this for me. I just don't think you can cast an A-lister in a minor role and expect the audience to not go "Hey that's [A-List Actor]"
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The great thing about blonde hair is it is so easy to die another colour. A blank canvas if you will.
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There's something inherently creepy about "typical human features"
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No tomorrow
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TBF, those kids do have a lot of free time.
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I wonder how many of those hours are kids walking away from their iPads leaving it on
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I blame myself for never understanding emojis.
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Old joke about typing Google into Google breaks it.
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I saw Google's stand up routine and it only had one joke. It was a shih tpun.
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I don't want guitar lessons!
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Endorsement from The Guardian
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£1.75 = £2
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Lactose tolerance intolerance
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Gonna call my mother and tell her I'm an average professor.
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Getting my hot tweets from the bird feeder come spring.
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Wait? He's a real person. Come on, going to A&E for a bit of wax shaped like an insect. Pull the other one.
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I think it might be a joke.
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what if we did a full power cycle of the internet. completely off, wait six seconds, and then back on
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Millions of times, no less.
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Longer days are woke
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Bloody one percenters!