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Dungeon Master, Diablo player, cinema goer (horror lover), and Twitter misserer.
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Rhye; 12 kingdoms, 7 seas, a city built over 5 intersected realms that seats the concord king that united them… … will have to have session 1 put on hold due to illness

There’s this cat that keeps meowing in the distance and it sounds just like the camera sound at the start of Texas Chainsaw Massacre music.apple.com/gb/album/mai...

If it was really about promoting literacy, it wouldn't be called world book day. The correct name for a world book is an atlas.

As funny UK location names go, I don’t see this one enough: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorlto...

Has anyone based a D&D campaign on Queen’s first two albums yet? Because if not, I’m about to be the first.

@macrobioboi.bsky.social Hey I got an idea for Maxroll (if @ them but they don’t seem to be on Bluesky yet? Add that to the list!); For D4, on the Uniques tier list page, it’d be really cool if end-game Maxroll builds that used those uniques were referenced.

Film idea: 15th century student of Platonic Academy, Michelangelo is about to turn 16; but he considers it anything but special as he suffers from every embarrassment possible surrounded by many of the most prominent philosophers and writers of the day. Film name: Sixteen Chapels

Now we’re cooking

@cineworldcinemas.bsky.social For when you guys start using this account properly bsky.social/about/blog/4...

@rodfergusson.bsky.social Your shout-out suggests they got your OK for this? If so; fuck yeah 👏👏 www.reddit.com/r/lazerpig/s...

iOS should have a “not junk move to inbox” button that works permanently for emails that (no matter how many times you move to your inbox) end up in your junk box. Similarly a “definitely junk / spam - block this email and senders from its IP forever” button.

Just imagining how much better Eggers’ Nosferatu would have been if any other actresses had played the role of Ellen Hutter instead: Emma Corrin, Sophie Thatcher, Jane Levy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Ella Purnell, Mia Goth, Thomasin McKenzie, Morfydd Clark, Samara Weaving, Claire Foy, Valeriia Karaman…

@bsky.app Where are the push notifications for user posts at? Only thing that’s keeping me tied to Twitter right now.

33 today, but only 1 cake

@tolkienguide.com There you are! Follower bridge sites never referred me over to your Bluesky after you closed your Twitter 😩

I have just for the first time ever listened to the entirety of this song and it’s fucking awful. How was this popular? It’s Rebecca Black’s Friday level of cringe.

Gotta love the legroom in London theatres

“NOT YET” Elon probably yelled to himself while playing PoE2 in the run-up to his speech yesterday

@jpiepiora.bsky.social I’m sure you had every good reason not to be there, but I gotta say, the campfire chats have been missing your energy.

Penélope Cruz: This is premium economy on the new Emirates. Also Penélope Cruz: Economy; perhaps they need to call it something else? They have Penélope, “PREMIUM economy”! and you pay the fucking premium for it too.

Conclave and Nightbitch are the two films I’m waiting to watch before I decide on my top films of 2024 I’m confident they’ll be up there, but by how much is tbd

Just realised I’ve been using @letterboxd.social for 10 years! January 2015 I started logging films. Follow me if you like, I have nothing interesting to say but might occasionally convince you to watch something you might have otherwise missed: boxd.it/7cbv