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Brandon. Dad to two awesome girls. He/Him/That F’n Guy! UF and VT grad, Dodgers fan Well ⬅️of center Wasted my youth eating crayons and flying planes Frequently 4 hours late because Alaska… Signal- alessersantini.74
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Waited 45 minutes for the ground crew to show up to catch the jet in Orlando. Pilot knew about our gate change a hour and half before we landed. Still convinced this entire airport needs to be nuked to rubble, paved flat, and then nuked one more time just to be safe.

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You know, if you just publish the email address we could all participate. If your manager is a dick, feel free to add that as well.

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Just cleared the upgrade for Seattle to Orlando. Thank you travel overlords. 🙏

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I know Friday can be the longest day of the week. I’m here to help make it a little shorter.

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This can’t be real. Everything back then was black and white, there are clearly colors in this picture.

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Apparently I’m Raylin now…wasn’t even loud in here.

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Just realized an overly zoomed in kid band pic is giving Impressionism

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Movies you e watched more than six times, but explained with gif

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Resetting. I’ve been far too negative. I didn’t intend to drag y’all along the shit show. I’ve been in better spaces but, “no out, but through”. If you need a boost, a hand, or a fucking kidney…hit me up. I’m here. Happy to part of this weird ass collective. Y’all (inclusive) are great people.

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I was ADHD enough that my pediatrician copped me in the waiting room. I was 6. Meds helped SO much till 10th grade until whatever brain parts decided to participate. I‘m certain I wouldn’t be here today without that intervention. School was a whole ass problem and I had BAD solutions to problems

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A ponder for real lawyers like @celebrityhottub.bsky.social If a plague rat is coughing , sniffing, and snorking two hours into a three and half hour flight and they get stuck and eventually evacuated via the lavatory overboard can I ask for bonus miles? Thanks, I’ll take my answer offline.

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Y’all ever had that “Duke Boys Moment” mid jump where you’re not sure what you’re gonna say but SOMETHING is coming? Today is that day across several fronts. I’m throwing grenades & double tapping people. I can’t abide anymore “give them a chance” My empathy tank is tapped. I’m out of fucks. 🤷‍♂️

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@magnolia2010.bsky.social bumpin your sadness mix. Not sad ATM but it’s a fantastic mix for flights 😉 Thanks for curating!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Rewatching Tenet and struck, again, by Michael Caine’s “Look, no offense, but in this world, where someone is claiming to be a billionaire, Brooks Brothers won't cut it.” It’s a gentle but cruel swipe at the character but also, me. I spent what was at the time, impossible sums on yards of fabric🧵

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Anybody know peeps on the Delta App team? I have some experience being a Beta tester. I will Offer that this current public release of this app is pure shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I have comments. Many. Many, comments.

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