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Brandon.
He/Him/Hey You
UF/VPI/Dodgers/NBA isn’t real
Alaska. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Well ⬅️of center and trying to do my part to reduce gun violence and make voting smarter. Wasted my youth in the Marines. 🤷♂️
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Well shit. I guess we aren’t getting pizza and beer porn tonight.
This is bullshit…but you might get a new bike?
Also- holy crap, man. Glad you’re ok enough to post about it!
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It would be very weird if Tom Bradley did. That’s an obvious sign of the zombie hordes
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Trying! Water, foot powder, new socks, Motrin.
…moving it as much as possible. Just waiting for the second Louisville slugger to make contact
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Awesome!
I’ll pull this fact out next time I’m in trouble for forgetting shit…which is honestly in the next hour maybe two.
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The only remedy to everything
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It takes a village
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Same. TIL…wow
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Riding the bow wave like a dolphin!
Actual conversation I heard in the plane.
Inst: Ok- there’s a river, what river do you think that might be (it was the Rio Grande)
Student: uh…I’m so lost it might be the Ganges
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Circle towns and water towers are life savers
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It’s feeling that way. Seriously, prior to this it was Anthrax #4, any typhoid in the tricep, second CoVID, then all else. This one is already in the top three and may hit number one with a bullet.
But now, congratulations, Shingrix, you made it.
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I could get a three of what I want plus a spare motor each for that
Holy hell…
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whut…
Hell naw
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Cold canned hominy, best I can do.
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Green beans. Preferably French style. Or limas.
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Tuna in oil, pinch of salt.
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Oof…My mom got it, twice somehow.
I try to be better person most days but there are a few people I could wish it on…the list is short, but distinguished.
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Yep.
Worth it to not get shingles though. Working from home makes it less crappy but YMMV. Some fold ( wife for example) had minimal issues. 🤷♂️
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Can of tuna or can of beans.
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No foot powder!? This is bullshit.
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Y’all used up all the quarters last year. Gotta skip a year to reload
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“Twitter behavior blocked on sight”
lol
Lolz, even
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The crimes on those three page are legion
Florida/Tenn in late November?
Thanks, I hate it.
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Are you trying to summon the letterman guy here, Mondo?
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First one was worse than typhoid or Anthrax in terms of muscle aches after
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Not just a boat, a 275k speedboat…I smell a troll
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It was the dog conference calling others to highlight sofa destruction techniques
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I woke up to an earthquake…at 4:30a
goooooooood times gonna be on edge all damn day
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This is the way.
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“Ope, just scootch that in dere”
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I can feel that hangover
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First time seeing them but tbf, it’s been a while since I’ve been beer shopping. Cut way back months ago.
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I feel like the blood part would be nourishing for the stabby lawyer part
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Simple rules.
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Not the greatest Holmes of course…
Rupert being the premier Holmes of song writing prowess
John,first of his name, is of note as well
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*deeeeeeeeeeeeeep inhale*
Where the fucking hell is his goddamn cover!?
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Like it, very fizzy
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Your turn buddies
What’s your never skip
song?
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A man who knows shit.
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You win
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It’s short
Has a fucking killer hook
I would Kool Aid Man through walls to the intro