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Brandon. He/Him/Hey You UF/VPI/Dodgers/NBA isn’t real Alaska. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild Well ⬅️of center and trying to do my part to reduce gun violence and make voting smarter. Wasted my youth in the Marines. 🤷‍♂️
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So that’s where they all went

Sorry to my helo friends out there but this is just good advice in general

Tchüß Deutschland!

Seent a Diesel Ford Ranger in Germany. That doesn’t seem like it would get tangled up in bull shit protectionist laws like the Taco’s do. Why come we don’t have these, pa?

It is settled

How do people afford to smoke as much as they do in Europe? This is a duty free store Cowboy killers are €90 a carton

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Well #alaskasky I think I’m gonna have to settle in bc this is not an easy one. We aren’t sure if she’s in Anchorage or Eagle River. If you see her, call 911 for case 25-16312 Thank you 🙏🏼 #missing #alaska

Now’s your chance Muggsy @circusmaximus.bsky.social should be a bargain since it’s used… www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/s...

Wife just sent this I am deceased

Very drinkable and no rice!

I’m gonna just leave this here. Actual conversation with a parental unit

They got them good gummy bears here

What really would happen if one them broke: “You’re a fucking moron. We can’t bananas here. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?”

I am a child. I acknowledge this. This made me laugh when I was in 10th grade German 1. It’s makes me laugh now. Translation in the alt

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

Everyone making Switch 2 jokes when you should be making the switch to accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

“Wake up babe, new Billy Idol Tour”

Question for the pro: @blakethebutcher.bsky.social how difficult should it be to find a pork knuckle? Is this some unicorn cut of pork??

The God of 10mm wrenches