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With all due respect, I love you so so much.

I just want to take a moment to thank President Jimmy Carter in heaven for bringing back TikTok

#FoodFriday 🍽️

Have you ever had to excuse yourself for being so original?

So the skibidi toilet kids are going to have kids that watch AI cats making food recipes...and then what?

Massive away win for the little fella.

Just a quick reminder that the best practice is to eat pie with a spoon. Anyway, Happy Honda-days.

almost all the other hostages at this bank robbery are in zoom meetings, it's really annoying

There’s no school like the old school…

Happy Danny Devito Day. Everyone throw your cares in the trash, the trashman will take care of it ❤️‍🔥🗑️🚮

When the majority of Arabs in America vote for Jill Stein, it really feeds the historical soul.

Everyone supporting a presidential candidate is very cringe to me. Like what on earth are you doing? You are literally clowning so hard.

This morning my husband told me he's going to wake up that guy from Green Day and I 👀

Who's the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.

Did you know that in Tron Legacy the refugee character that survived Jen'a-cide referred to herself as a rescue dog? I just felt like more people needed to know.

The Salem Bitch Trials tbh

Billy Corgans tiktok saved my life.

Skibidi Toilet was added to my algorithm for the culture.

Lmmfao

HOMEOWNER: help!! an arsonist is burning down my house!!! AARON SORKIN: ah, the solution couldn't be more simple. just legally transfer ownership of your home to the arsonist. he'd have to be a fool to burn his own house down!

The Bear is 50% of the main character just doing the shifty eyes.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your vibe that's not a selfie.

boy math is 288 mass shootings in 193 days

If you ever feel bored, just picture Kamala Harris with natural hair.

I have to live with the knowledge that my husband will never match my freak.

Slightly illegal is the life I lead

Proposing the idea of my untimely death to my husband everyday until his tone changes

We do what we can to survive. (send memes & cat vids to each other so we don't off ourselves)

Friends as in we subscribe to each other's patreons

Back in my day, dank memes were cool. Nowadays the vibes won't allow it.

So this is what it's like to witness the mind of a genius...

I really wish better, smarter people had an interest in governing. Everywhere you turn, it's dodo birds all the way down

So it turns out Marge Simpson existed in ancient Egypt

if walt disney were alive today he’d still be antisemitic

what if daylight doesn’t need saving

do you believe in life after love, your honor?

Quick question..why cant Biden just amend the law or whatever and not let convicted felons be able to run for office? *Personally can't believe that this isn't already a law.

Y’all go beat that traffic

I would never, never be able to find this much grace in myself.

Trumps officially a felon. 🎉