sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
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I hate catching feelings. Good luck.
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“This person ain’t hurting nobody and has a right to exist” isn’t tribalism. I’m a pretty awful human being and even I can clear that bar.
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Okay. I have bad news for you. Americans don’t have a lot of courage. Canada could sell you some, but there’s a 25%/150%/0% tariff on it (depending on time of day)
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Oh! It’s a good thing then.
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Can someone explain this to me? Is this a good thing or a bad thing? It seems like throwing spices at random people as a form of assault would get expensive. As a pick up it’s probably cheaper than shots. I know it’s not your job to explain this but I’m confused
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We can lend you a few geese.
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Canada is doing the best it can to help there.
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Canadians are not as nice as we are made out to be. We will be there with our comrades from the UK.
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Yes. Thé US won’t be there but everyone else will come along (aussies and kiwis will probably just show up for the party). I have no doubt Canada will be there, adding to the Geneva Checklist.
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K— can’t visit often because of those pesky warrants for her arrest here. S— is in Paris (I note she didn’t take our son). Oh, S— is in Costa Rico on some Tantric retreat, and isn’t talking to me.
The epidemic is real. I’m going to go write bad poetry now.
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I can hook you up with keys for it, too, but you’d probably consider that “unethical” and “career limiting”, too.
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It’s not funny. My bestie just got out of rehab and won’t be back until she replaces the door she shot. My former PM got fired and decided to spend a month in Thailand (or Tibet). My coworker friend is 500km away and has a 2yo. My gf is visiting her rents. Amy is at her cottage. J— hurt her back.
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Spray paint? I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound.
Btw, rocks might help with point 1 as well.
I’m an engineer. It’s our job to chose violence.
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What type of soda machine? If it dispenses cans, the problem can be solved with a rock.
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You notice the people spouting crap like Mace are never actually atheletes? She never made a 6am practice. Never helped a teammate through an injury. Never sat exhausted after a game she should have won.
Why can’t these people just leave us alone? If I get smoked by a an afab/amab I train harder.
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Okay, not just me? There kind of aren’t words for this.
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I’m not sure he can afford aluminum, with the tariffs and all.
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Wasn’t that, like 8 months ago?
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Bailiff please escort this (checks notes) law enforcement officer to jail. Bail hearing will be in 3 days. Just like they were normal people.
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Best of luck and stay safe. Everything seems to be intent on escalating this.
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You do know that, to the rest of the world, it looks like you’ve all lost your bloody minds, right?
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Stay safe. From here, this looks bad.
This is everything you don’t want in life. This is a…not very smart person escalating a situation he won’t be involved in with a bunch of pissed people on one side, and impulsive 20yos on the other. This is when I pay my bar tab and bail. Stay safe
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I am still trying to figure out how I got a 24 hour ban, but I think it was my “party like it’s 1789” comments. Let’s just say I agree with you.
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This is bad, right? I mean, as opposed to good. You know the US looks insane right now? Like, it’s going to be a challenge to walk this one back.
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These people are literally taking all the fun out of being evil.
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Assad ate his steaks well done? Probably drove his golf cart on the green, too.
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Define French. I’m in Montreal but can pass it along to my francophone friends.
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Well, yeah. I mean,he’s so evil I’ll get to go to a better Hell. I don’t even like call him evil (evil dresses better and knows how to order a steak. We have standards). I’m more thinking Kent State. Close to 5000 troopers in a few square miles with parents protecting their kids? How does this end?
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When Nixon was facing the end, he’d apparently get drunk and talk to the portraits of previous presidents. Nixon had more class and self awareness. This is beyond anything expected.
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Stay safe. I admit I’ve had a colourful life that makes me expect the worst (and to bug out to a nice dark bar before it happens), but this feels close to bloodshed. One person being stupid is all it would take.
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They won’t. But it feels that way.
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But I already follow and lurk.
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Sure. And in five years when the case makes it to trial he’ll wait a year to find out he won! Then it’ll be apealled and he’ll win…in 5 more years.
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I was there for two riots. They don’t play. They put lead down range until they run out of luck. Did ICE really decide today was FO day?
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What the actual f is happening in my home town ?
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Elbows up from Canada
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It’s actually an infraction (one step below a misdemeanor).
This can’t be happening. It’s insane (12 years in the city of angels. It’s still home). Elbows up folks.
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My next tattoo will be “1789”
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It might.
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Oh just say it.
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Sometimes I read posts and I’m like…”what? This is like claiming the sun rises in the east, or sometimes it’s cold in Canada in the winter.”
There appears to be a world of dysfunction that i managed to avoid.
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Oh god could Europe not melt down? I’m already drinking maple syrup straight from the can.
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I post a lot on Quora. I’m amazed at how many people from how many countries (do they play a lot of hockey in Australia?) respond with “elbows up”. Also, I live in Montreal. Do you know how badly the US had to fuck up to make them proud to be Canadian?