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Winner Best Supporting Actor at 2003 Oscars. Fourth in line to the Norwegian throne. Pep Guardiola Lookalike Of The Year. Compulsive liar.
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I think there comes a point where it's no longer bad luck

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VAR screwing us over again is it

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Has anyone considered the possibility that Rangers's new management team is not staunch enough

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The face of a man trying to count to 2

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“And you’ll struggle to see Uranus too.”

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I swear the discourse around this is fucking braindead. Here are some of the replies: Yet they chant XXX name Mad considering 1 plays in their midfield 🤣 they prolly support XXX tho 😂 And XXX in their squad 🤡🤡🤡 WHY TF DO YOU THINK THEY'RE PROTESTING? MAYBE THESE FANS AREN'T THE ONES BACKING HIM

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The Molotov–Ribbentrump Pact.

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And yet we can't manage this in Edinburgh where the bus and tram are OWNED BY THE SAME COMPANY

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If all else fails, go Staunch As Fuck

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Would watch a 10 part series on the origin story of Mr Wint and Mr Kidd tbqh

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Strangely enough the Telegraph looks less ridiculous with Sunday Sport stories.

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Leopards/face latest:

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If you’re lucky, you’re on this earth for maybe, what, 70, 80 years? Is it really too much to ask you to just leave other people alone and let them try to have a nice life without being be an absolute nob head about it?

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Winning in Germany: not for everyone youtu.be/2byNQ8vspWc?...

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Imagine the fukken push notifications for this. A sad looking owl in a balaclava saying "it sure looks like you haven't had an enemy killed for a while"

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ugh, this is not good news. Though they were absolutely nuts to think motorbiking through Iran against really clear FO advice was a good idea.

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Hope this isn't a "Huh, those virus reports from China seem a bit weird" moment.

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Good heavens

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Tomorrow is the one year anniversary of this tweet. Funny how things turn out

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This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

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He’s reportedly “in good spirits” - usually a sign of imminent death. Pope's health a 'complex clinical situation', Vatican says www.bbc.com/news/article...

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"He who saves his Country does not violate any Law," or so Potus recently tweeted. But that is what Cicero claimed after 63 BC, and he was sent into exile nonetheless

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now the guardian is entering a strategic partnership with openai, i worry that their columnists will start spouting unoriginal and inaccurate bullshit

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Ignoring events at Celtic Park

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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

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McConnell being the lone no vote on any of this is like Godzilla offering to repaint a window sill after destroying Tokyo

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youtu.be/ria37d9mInY?...

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Remarkable article by Laurence Marks www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

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this is genuinely great, strong recommend

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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

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It's gas how it never occurs to politicians that working from home only "hollows out" the city centre if people can't afford to live in the city centre.

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Fucking love it 😂

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I fucking hate Andrew Fucking Lloyd Fucking Fat Tory Cunt Webber #totp

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Music of the Shite, more like #etc #totp

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Can we have No Doubt back on please? #totp

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Oh good, this again #totp

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What is this shit? #totp

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Cast would not have sold any more than 187 records in literally any other era. Inoffensive, but...meh #totp

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