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DOGE is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the people of the United States

Judge Wilkinson on the "path to perfect lawlessness": "the government could whisk individuals to foreign prisons in violation of court orders and then contend, invoking its Article Il powers, that it is no longer their custodian, and there is nothing that can be done."

I'm rubber, you're rubber. Whatever you say bounces off both of us in a runaway feedback loop until it exceeds the speed of light and blows a hole in the universe.

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

happy pi day to all who celibate

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A new era of government censorship has begun. It started with the silencing of scientific speech, when the admin blocked release of research on bird flu. But MAGA has also cracked down on other wrongthink—on race, geography (!), and of course Trump himself www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

“I won’t forget” ?

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀

Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "

it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit

The Musk/ Trump White House’s wildly inaccurate claims about USAID spending Eleven out of 12 claims about the agency’s work are misleading, wrong or lack context. By Glenn Kessler www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Breaking: Doug Ford has made special arrangements with American companies to help him advertise so he can win his fraudulent election. Walmart locations are allowing Doug to place hundreds or thousands of Conservative signs around Ontario. Backroom American deals eh!

Almost two weeks ago, I found out I was one of 40 people getting laid off from NBC News. Those who know me know I’ve wanted to go independent for a long time. Later this month, I’m launching @spitfirenews.com. We need journalism that is louder than ever. spitfirenews.com/p/an-introdu...

1/ ❗Really chilling. Thanks to Sen. Mark Warner, for releasing Memo from acting deputy attorney general Emil Bove to FBI leadership ordering the purge. -Memo is a clear abuse of power and weaponization of DOJ -Memo bolsters FBI lawsuits filed today. VERY clear the list is for retaliatory purposes

This is the way they do it in Budapest and Moscow.

New from 404 Media: inside the gov meeting where Musk ally laid out plans for data sharing across gov/AI. We got audio. In the call an employee pushed back and said the plan would be “illegal.” Musk ally said “we should still push forward and see what we can do.” www.404media.co/things-are-g...

Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

The opening act of this administration was too much to take in, by design. Here is our catalog of the most disturbing things Trump did in his first 10 days. (It's only 2,000 words. You can handle it 😉) www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

for my friends...everything

Did I actually refer to Elon Musk's legendary Telsa as a "douche panzer"? And at the parliament of Canada's press gallery? I wonder how that term slipped out. But yes, I'd hammer him with tariffs. I don't like fascists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vyR...

Robert F. Kenney got into Harvard by submitting an application that was a single page long and consisted entirely of his name. Here's why it's time to end DEI.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

$239 million (that we know of) on the 2024 election. It's Big Oil's POLLUTION that causes the warming, but it's their MONEY that keeps the pollution flowing even though *clean energy is a thing.*

Arlene Dickinson, who was appointed to PM Trudeau's Council on Canada-U.S. Relations, says Kevin O'Leary "isn't authorized to speak on behalf of Canadians" and accuses O'Leary of "negotiating against us." #cdnpoli #peipoli

I’ll be posting this today

We’ve always been at war with East Asia.

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

28 million (and counting)

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

some ways to generate electricity A) use sunlight to drive photosynthesis in plants, let plants die, wait ~100 million years, dig up fossilized plants, burn plants, use heat to boil water, use steam to drive a rotating turbine, use generator to make electrons B) use sunlight to make electrons

Just took a stroll on reels and was inundated with RW content that definitely wasn't being shown to me before. I guess they're really pushing this bs now

Not only did Jack Smith preemptively dismiss the charges against Trump, but he also apparently gave his lawyers the courtesy — yes, courtesy — of reviewing at least portions of his final report prior to release. If this seems weird, it is. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/brin...