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scareophonic.bsky.social
get on your bikes and ride!! šŸ©ŗšŸ”¬
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the egg secretary has arrived!
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heartbreaking lack of it for a sandwich poster i thought i could trust
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it’s a smoothie, you fkn casual!!!
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ā€œthen i HAD to download bearshareā€¦ā€
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why is he naturally flared in his jeans?
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that bunker was really a locker in many ways
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isn’t nonalcoholic Guinness just a loaf of bread?
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ā€œyour mom goes to collegeā€
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I never answer the phone so it would just be a regular stabbing
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yeah i think we need to verify her tall credentials. i bet she doesn’t even have stretch marks on her knees. we should start a little good tall guys club with special vests that identify us as dependable top shelf helpers/ents looking for that sweet & easy dopamine rush šŸ˜Ž
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one of the fun things about europe is hearing how much another country i never even think about absolutely sucks lol
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do the big boys have the same smell that the little ones do?
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volunteering at the call center for my spank bank
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*romantically*
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lol well no, he’s not anyone’s idea of an alpha. so by his own logic, he can’t make decisions. gotta save that for the big boys who sleep in bed with their wives!
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phew glad to hear he won’t be making any decisions
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i have a crush on the hippo
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my safe words
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it WAS cool to fax them though, if it was 2019 & you could do it from your phone
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nope! šŸ‘
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these lyrics were unhinged
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do you just give the dogs pets and they forget about the fox? is that what the last photo is showing? that’s de-escalation at its finest and i love it
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rochambeau?