Like the worst kind of nerd too. I'm saying this as a nerd, those people are dirty little freaks. They beed swirlies man, not a slot in the White House.
my bf was telling me about this fedsoc guy at his school who just carries around a bible and whines about immigration and the fact that people don't pronounce his last name German enough. this dude is ripe for bullying
and that was the result of the Democratic strategists paid specifically to tell them how to do messaging saying it was a bad look. which is just the same phenomenon--all of these ppl are detached freaks
We did stuff them in lockers. They got out. And they're all still mad that they didn't get the sympathy of the popular girls like nerds do in the movies.
Back when I was an airman we used to pick fights with skin heads at the nazi bars in Texas. Now days they're too afraid to leave their basements or show their faces.
I mean anyone who's a nazi is probably a fucking loser, it just happens to be ours are worse.
I honestly don't think they're as much dorks or nerds as much as they are massive dipshits. Like cavemen or neanderthals who thinks they deserve to rule. It's pathetic. Might as well make a chimp Hitler 2.
They had those too in hitler's germany. They were the tax inspectors who were meticulously auditing people's tax papers to find out if they were Jewish. Or the morally impoverished dweebs writing inflammatory pogrom-fomenting missives in Dur Sturmer.
(ala Head Shoulders Knees and Toes)
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
🎵 Just strut on up and knock these fuckers out!
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
i never stop thinking about something one nazi said about another nazi in 2003 -
"why, even under the best of circumstances, is the movement always tainted with just a slight little tinge of cadaverine smell? why are we constantly confronted with this kind of just plain WEIRD BEHAVIOR?"
I often think back at the journalist who had infiltrated some far right thing and, when he asked 'what kind of white cultural thing do we need to defend/is important?' he got the reply 'Metallica'.
the true believers tend to be (comparatively) level-headed. most nazis, on the other hand, seem to be people that are constantly consumed by rage they need to redirect somewhere, who latched on to the most egregious thing they could find. not a very meaningful distinction tho theyre still both nazis
Weird little guys asks a fellow weird little guy why everyone sees them as weird little guys. The self awareness is next level, but that tracks for that group given their "beliefs" lol
Years ago, someone on Twitter reposted a video of a RW libertarian influencer - I think - griping about leftwing groups making headway doing mutual aid. Their concluding gripe was "where are all the libertarian mutual aid groups?"
By definition a person that needs to define their superiority through a characteristic like race isn’t a content and well-rounded human. If you have to look at immutable characteristics to feel good you’re already weird and unhappy.
Me, when I see yet another online Nazi writing a 2,000-word tweet to explain why some white teen couple he generated using AI is the "apogee of the spirit of Christendom's grand beauty":
I know you're supposed to hate toxic masculinity and gender roles but just by emasculating these people and aggressively challenging their manhood we can make today's Nazis next year's SJWs and Neckbeards, and make their cultural hallmarks into a shorthand for loserdom and inadequacy.
That's not really special to today's nazis tbf. Even in 1940, most of the leadership were insane edgy losers. The ideology inherently attracts wierd people.
They always were. Their high-ups were wannabe dweebs who dressed up big because they were angry they didn't get to fight in WW1, lead by a junkie who got his military strategies from the equivalent of Harry Potter novels.
yeah, like punching a Nazi should feel like a radical fight for my life, now when I hit them over the head I just activate their preexisting health
conditions and snap their glasses
T'was ever thus.
Fascists harking in vain to a vision of a past their own sense of entitlement invented, dipshit dorks speedrunning the bully transition, if they weren't there already. Feelings of exclusion and inferiority is where it often starts, and they just can't stop demonstrating it.
One group here, to be clear. Fascists are dipshit dorks, who want to be bullies because they think it's an ideal of power and control. Sometimes you have to meet them where they are and dump their lunches until they understand it's a shitty way to be and they'd prefer to eat lunch with the community
The OG Nazis were dweeby dork nerds, too, they were obsessed with YA fiction of the era and took their ideology and iconography from pop mythology, religious apocrypha, and south Asian mysticism.
Ive been calling this phenomenon the soyification of the right. It’s gotten so bad that formerly more normal right wing tradesmen I know irl are being infected with it
Seriously! I wasn’t a bully maybe cuz im just not that guy, and/or cuz i was a little kid and then got fat (so felt awkward) and then went to an arts high school so bullying was an entirely different situation and had nothing to do with me…
but i would love to give swirlies and wedgies to nazis
Nazis have always been huge fucking antisocial losers. Their whole aesthetic is "I am super special and everyone else is bad", and they are so insecure that they try to kill everyone else so no one can point out that they're losers.
Well literal Hitler was an artist who didn't get into the art school he wanted, and Goebbels was a philologist who grew up wearing Forrest Gump leg braces, so...
Both then and now, the terrible alliance that brought them to power was the horrible incel dweebs (Goebbels, etc) and the jocks (Göring, Heydrich) working together.
Now it's Groypers and Tom Brady or whatever.
And the architects of the Confederacy were also failsons and fancylads with pretensions of sophistication despite being only a few degrees removed from the hayseed non-landowners of the South.
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All they think about is shit, might as well dunk em into a toilet 24/7
himmler: first of all, how dare you
Seriously, most of them were failures, junkies, cons and criminals.
Do not underestimate the power of incel rage.
No friđ for fascists, no knees for nazis
I honestly don't think they're as much dorks or nerds as much as they are massive dipshits. Like cavemen or neanderthals who thinks they deserve to rule. It's pathetic. Might as well make a chimp Hitler 2.
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
🎵 Just strut on up and knock these fuckers out!
🎵 Please pop us in the snout (in the snout!)
"why, even under the best of circumstances, is the movement always tainted with just a slight little tinge of cadaverine smell? why are we constantly confronted with this kind of just plain WEIRD BEHAVIOR?"
They should indeed be stuffed in lockers. Meat lockers.
Why else would they drape themselves in Hugo Boss?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/trump-names-project-2025-architect-russell-vought-to-key-white-house-role
conditions and snap their glasses
Fascists harking in vain to a vision of a past their own sense of entitlement invented, dipshit dorks speedrunning the bully transition, if they weren't there already. Feelings of exclusion and inferiority is where it often starts, and they just can't stop demonstrating it.
Moviebob did a great video on the topic, in fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFVnt4yusU
Himmler thought he was a reincarnated German king and gave his buddies in the SS special rings for their secret club.
but i would love to give swirlies and wedgies to nazis
There just wasnt anime and Hearts of Iron, so they had to be pathetic opera nerds, or pathetic german lore nerds.
It’s literally exactly the same, to like a tee.
Now it's Groypers and Tom Brady or whatever.
The “i regret not doing a columbine” ass nerds
We need to put a stop until we can sort out whats going on.
I’m handling my fragile masculinity and midlife crisis by just buying a bunch of model airplanes.
JUST BE NORMAL!
https://www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-jockcreep-theory-of-fascism
We need to figure out how to make it work for us.