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The CEO assassin brought to life some of people’s most favorite characters. However, in real life it just reads as “murderer”, but it’s not hard to understand why people are cheering him on 🤷‍♀️

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Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

submitted 200 days ago • 508 comments

Unbelievable

submitted 204 days ago • 3 comments

Period

submitted 209 days ago • 842 comments

Big Barron Trump energy with all of the NYU stuff. I wonder if he’ll end up dating a secret service agent too

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Someone on X called fingers ‘protein strings’ and now I’m back here

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submitted 208 days ago • 96 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Attorney General nomination is now so old that Gaetz no longer has interest in it

submitted 209 days ago • 629 comments

I think cats should have guns

submitted 213 days ago • 162 comments

Free speech is a beautiful thing, but when a billionaire thinks his voice is more valuable than yours and steps on your opinion using their vast wealth it creates an inequality that we really need to address.

submitted 213 days ago • 1036 comments

Did Elon make a Bluesky account yet?

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Friday, Feb 15th, 1975. You just finished powdering your nose in the disco bathroom. You’re admiring your new platforms catching the shine of the mirror ball when your eye moves up to the sea of heads beginning to move to the sound of a new song. What a time to be alive youtu.be/Py8Uhm0DE_A?...

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

submitted 215 days ago • 321 comments

I’m new here

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Zofran hitting is another type of high

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