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Likes the taste of butter & a pretty dress. Trapped in Plinkett's basement.
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I feel like not enough people know that Elon Musk first became wealthy by being so awful at running a company that his own management team mutinied when he went on his honeymoon; his own board of directors then fired him; and his replacement then turned the company into PayPal. 1/

submitted 118 days ago • 194 comments

True. ☑️

submitted 118 days ago • 211 comments

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.

submitted 124 days ago • 6248 comments

Just going to say again, as a Musk biographer, that you cannot possibly contemplate what a bad person he is. You probably think you have an idea... but you do not have an idea.

submitted 125 days ago • 128 comments

This week's Corrections was something special. Ketamine Brother Flying Ferret Circus is '92 Bulls level good. Seth Meyers is the Michael Jordan of calliope music fueled nightmares starring k-holed puppets. 10/10

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 128 days ago • 2405 comments

Blue Sky broke 16 million today and looks set to break 17 million in within the next 24 hours. You can watch it grow in real-time here: bsky-users.theo.io

submitted 128 days ago • 123 comments

I did it! I finally left him. I packed a suitcase and told that horrible, sadistic son of a bitch it's over. We can finally be together, Bluesky! Wait, where's Stephen? He's on fucking Threads?!

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen King announces that he quit Twitter

submitted 128 days ago • 68 comments

Good news: Twitter is collapsing. And this chart doesn't even show the last two weeks—which have seen the largest exodus in site history. There are reports from Newsweek and others that Twitter may merge with Truth Social. If that happens, the last collapse of Twitter may happen almost overnight.

submitted 130 days ago • 2043 comments

wrote a bit about how it feels to see the right wing twitter posters we all despise ascend to the halls of power www.idiotbox.site/p/the-rise-o...

submitted 135 days ago • 16 comments

So, we're at a keyparty, and Matt Gaetz says he lost his cock ring. I tell him, "Don't worry, I think I have some gopher intestines in my toiletry bag."

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Hilarious how some people thought this guy used to be a Democrat. One of the first things I discovered when I started working on my Musk biography is that the man was never anything but a dyed-in-the-wool hard-right white supremacist. He’s been that since he was a teenager—everything else is an act.

submitted 128 days ago • 71 comments

not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict

submitted 129 days ago • 119 comments

A real sign outside of a real chiropractic office that I drive by daily. This isn’t the first or the worst of this type of message.

submitted 129 days ago • 3 comments

Next up on the untapped short list for cabinet positions: • The Miami hand surgeon/weed dealer that helped Matt Gaetz rape underage girls • Anthony Hopkins chained to a radiator, being forced to play Hannibal Lecter • An AR-15 with googly eyes

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Hopefully the people who run this platform fully understand the many reasons why a mass exodus of people has fled toxic X, and will do their best to ensure this place never becomes anything like that.

submitted 129 days ago • 1183 comments

You should probably get used to hearing this word a lot over the next few years.

submitted 129 days ago • 269 comments

The fall of the Roman Empire but very stupid and everyone has phones.

submitted 129 days ago • 529 comments

I feel like we started on the Enterprise and someone along the way beamed us over to the mirror-universe/Terran Empire Enterprise.

submitted 131 days ago • 60 comments

Alright, fuckers. Can I please find a new and better home here?

submitted 131 days ago • 173 comments

Folks: we hate doing these posts, but now is the time to rebuild our pro-democracy community right here on BlueSky. No more leaving our future in the hands of Elon Musk. If you are able, please follow, repost this, and let your followers know we are here. Let's do this!

submitted 132 days ago • 712 comments

I'm new here be gentle

submitted 135 days ago • 778 comments

Hello Bluesky. Twitter is terrible, and I am homeless. Will you be my new family?

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments