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The reason the United States is failing is that all our American superheroes (and villains) are being portrayed by British people -Batman (twice) - spider man (twice) - daredevil - doctor strange - venom Etc

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

a dark day for ska

submitted 1 day ago • 126 comments

😊

submitted 1 day ago • 117 comments

Why don’t they have Grindr in Apple CarPlay yet? It’s 2025

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Will always be absolutely wild to me that saying “I wish I could be a sexual predator” is supposed to be evidence that’s trans people are dangerous

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get really muscular and bulky in a short amount of time and not put in any work at all

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

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Every article about Trump voters is like “This Man Put His Dick In A Blender Because He Thought It Was Someone Else’s Dick. You Are Obligated To Feel Sorry For Him”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

When I was a senior in HS one of my classrooms had this speaker system in the ceiling, and the teacher didn’t realize the aux for it was in the wall by my desk, so I’d sometimes play really quiet cat noises during tests from my phone

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I have perfect pitch but with colors. Like I can see a color and immediately be like “that’s blue”

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I think it’s insane that people visit Orlando on purpose. Why would you tolerate being in Florida in a place without a beach

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

declined. melissa you really should’ve seen this coming

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

What if u went to a bathroom stall listed on sniffies and just put your head over the divider and looked at them like this

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Bald

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Would you rather have a gay thought or a son/daughter

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Penis for your thoughts?

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

My drag name would be mavis beacon

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

The new Captain America movie was okay but when the President went to prison for doing a bunch of crime it started to feel unrealistic

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

ᴴᵉ ᴵˢ ᵀᵘˣᵉᵈᵒ ᴹᵃˢᶜ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᴮᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The pink sky thing that puts your blue sky content in an Instagram format is fucking me up It really does look and feel like IG but there’s cock and balls on it. It’s like seeing your teacher at the grocery store

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I've been able to brush off most of the erasure of trans people from government websites, but this one is REALLY getting under my skin. It's just complete revisionist history. How fucking dare they Old vs. new

submitted 18 days ago • 184 comments

HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen

submitted 18 days ago • 130 comments

What’s with the thousands of gay men bitching about “I can’t meet any gay friends that don’t want to have sex.” There are so many of you, none of you will shut up about it!! How are you not finding each other

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Every time I hear the words “but for now” I get triggered and expect to hear “oh no” and then a bouncy piano outro bc I watched too much @halfmoonjoe.com

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

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Do yall remember when there was that pandemic and the world mostly shut down and we couldn’t leave our homes for like a year

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments