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That's my infant son. Not posed, just a moment of perfect serendipity. At least, that's what we'll tell the therapist. He's 15. This picture was prescient.
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Sign of the day…

I remember reading this when it came out and loving it. Still hits.

If your Christianity causes you to be offended by someone asking the most powerful person in the country to be merciful towards the powerless, then you have profoundly misunderstood the teachings of Jesus Christ.

big day for felons get excited

The man who tried to shoot up Comet Pizza 8 years ago was killed in a confrontation with police on Monday.

Steve Harvey is aghast

So I am to believe that Trump's top priority right now is filling low-level legal roles in his administration, AND he needed to talk to Alito specifically about this one, AND neither man said ANYTHING else in a private call of which there is no record, got it, great abcnews.go.com/US/trump-spe...

“Cut taxes. Fuck public services and fuck you all. Nobody deserves anything in this world. Also, is anyone willing to personally fight the inferno near my mansion? I’m willing to give you any and all of my bottle caps!”

@dieworkwear.bsky.social is the tailoring in Kingsman good?

notre dame's first playoff or BCS-level bowl win since 1993. notre dame's first playoff or BCS-level bowl win *not under a coach who campaigned for jesse helms while helms was trying to prevent MLK Day from becoming a federal holiday* since 1978

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...

youtu.be/Q5GkMdx4OlM?...

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

The following seasonal Twitter thread was one of the most popular I ever posted on the other site ...

hate his team and hope it burns when he pees but this is pretty dope

it just kept going and i was not prepared

definitely not related to the last post nope definitely not

eat the rich or tax the rich?

"One of my teachers at Columbia was Joseph Brodsky...and he said 'look,' he said, 'you Americans, you are so naïve. You think evil is going to come into your houses wearing big black boots. It doesn’t come like that. Look at the language. It begins in the language.'"

pretty grim when health insurance company executives have to try to hide their identities online like they're public school history teachers, government employees or doctors who care for transgender people

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

I would do crimes for him

An ex-NY Times columnist and Ivy League grad interviewed a billionaire about how he, the world’s richest man, and several other billionaires helped another billionaire/Ivy League grad/real estate mogul world defeat an HBCU grad to reclaim the most powerful office in the world. The headline:

Oh my god

If you think Chris Rufo, Steve Bannon and Donald Trump give a quantum shit about *the integrity of women's sports,* you should be legally prohibited from commenting on US politics. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...