Profile avatar
scratchmarc.bsky.social
26 posts 18 followers 10 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 35 Comments 14

I don't give a fuck, I liked Sevika and Silco. Btw Luigi mangione did nothing wrong

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I genuinely hope and pray with all my heart that Luigi mangione is being treated well and doing as ok as possible in prison. Because he doesn't belong there.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 62 days ago • 138 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 97 comments

My favourite part of the new Captain America movie is when he tries to extort Wakanda for $500b in Vibranium rights before "ironically" teaming up with Hydra to own the libs.

submitted 62 days ago • 82 comments

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

submitted 62 days ago • 329 comments

Suck it Thor pass it on

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

giving the people what they want

submitted 62 days ago • 20 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 90 comments

It has come to my attention that in order to make new friends you have to talk to people you don’t already know so like THAT’S a big ole bucket of no thank you and

submitted 62 days ago • 21 comments

WWJD? He'd smite them.

submitted 62 days ago • 61 comments

And now, a stern word about enforcing norms from the commentators who had a LOT of feelings about exactly how fuckable a CGI M&M should be

submitted 62 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 62 days ago • 750 comments

Protestors gathered in New York against the autogenocide being committed by US healthcare corporations and in support of a fair trial for Luigi and justice for millions of people killed to boost corporate profits. #3E #EndAutogenocide #Feb21 (📷 ‪ @oscarthinks.bsky.social & @miasato.bsky.social ‬)

submitted 62 days ago • 42 comments

Us ants don't need grasshoppers

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi mangione did nothing wrong

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

got me and my wifes anniverseary mixed up with 9/11 again. in my defense the numbers are kind o f close together. "Im sorry Toots"

submitted 105 days ago • 132 comments

due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"

submitted 104 days ago • 29 comments

I would like to remind you all that when you block me it becomes much more difficult to educate me and correct my foul behavior . Thank you

submitted 96 days ago • 102 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 96 days ago • 774 comments

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all

submitted 87 days ago • 149 comments

Luigi mangione did nothing wrong

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I miss Luigi Did you know that you're not allowed to mention the word 'luigi' with the word 'mangione' on the character AI website

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

submitted 87 days ago • 477 comments

Did you know that if you wear a boot knife around your neck, it becomes a neck knife

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The holiday is over, we did it Chat We're finally free

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 121 days ago • 57 comments

the trope of disabled characters becoming ablebodied by the end of the story due to some magic... I Hate You

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

Why does Elon musk have such a weirdly shaped mouth

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Beware of false profits Matthew 7:15

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

It's completely unjust It's an insult to the intelligence of the American people

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10

submitted 137 days ago • 125 comments

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

submitted 137 days ago • 854 comments