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It would really only be about $1,200, but I'll happily donate mine to charity. Probably Planned Parenthood, because fuck him.

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submitted 22 hours ago • 17 comments

Please remember this regime loves trial balloons. They’ll announce some crazy, truly horrifying plan to either A) distract from something even more horrible they’re planning to do B) see how much actual resistance there is to their insanity Keep making noise & pushing back. It does work.

submitted 22 hours ago • 12 comments

Nope, nothing to see here.

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Doctor: Have you thought about harming yourself in the last 24 hours? Me: Nope Doctor: Have you thought about harming anyone else in the last 24 hours? Me: Hold up. You're playing with me right now. Have you seen the news? Doctor: I’m sorry you're right, you're right.

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments

You know how you get that feeling when you're walking in an area that's abandoned and dark and your instincts kick in that something's fucked up and you need to get the hell out of there before the terrible thing happens and you're supposed to listen to that? That's how I feel living in the US now.

submitted 4 days ago • 99 comments

I don't usually share starter packs but if you're not following the #altgov crew you should be. Not all heroes wear capes. go.bsky.app/FLUwv5d

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1064 comments

I'm starting to think DEI may have been the only reason so many planes stayed in the sky...

submitted 5 days ago • 187 comments

Magatrash alert! Y'all know what to do.

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submitted 6 days ago • 785 comments

WA has entered the chat. Blue state consortium?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Know your enemy. *laughs in nerd*

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

From his lips to Luigi's ears. Yeah, I said it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Do you like my movie idea? Big-city mayor gets caught red-handed doing corrupt quid pro quos, gets indicted by the DOJ for it and does a corrupt quid prod quo with the DOJ to drop the charges—but 7 prosecutors resign. Then he gets dogwalked on Fox by the “Border Czar” who will be “up his butt.”

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BREAKING - Elon Musk slated to win $400 MILLION govt contract to make "armored Tesla" -- after $38 MILLION SpaceX contract yesterday Musk's plan: -- Shut down parts of the govt investigating him -- Claim that he's stopping government spending -- Give himself all the money

submitted 10 days ago • 178 comments

“Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.

submitted 12 days ago • 485 comments

It would definitely be smarter. And also smell better.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

submitted 14 days ago • 1087 comments

Tax season is upon us once again… Should I mail my check to Tesla HQ, or just cut out the middleman and send it straight to Putin?

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submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 17 days ago • 1765 comments

I knew they were gong to do project 2025, I just didn’t realize that Elon and his merry band of pre-teens would be the ones implementing it.

submitted 18 days ago • 286 comments

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

submitted 18 days ago • 1324 comments