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seansheim.bsky.social
husband, dad, teacher, Minnesotan, athletic-adjacent. literally always putting off something.
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Damn, xcel energy got hands

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Dallas Turner INT in drop coverage Hunter could never

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder when Chappell Roan wrote "Hot to Go" if she pictured my 3-year-old son belting it out in a public bathroom while I wiped his ass.

submitted 71 days ago • 65 comments

Dam Cambell giving red zone touches to offensive lineman during the first week of fantasy playoffs I hope he twists his ankle.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The Three Graces, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, 📸 by @ethanmmcdowell

submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

this grid not being completed is the loss of my life

submitted 81 days ago • 58 comments

I know it will fade eventually, as all my hyperfixations do, but holy hell Balatro has me in a stranglehold right now. It’s so fun.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hold on i'm on the phone operator: i know me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy operator: totally agree me: hey i'm on the phone

submitted 82 days ago • 41 comments

I know this is how mortgages work at the beginning but I'm still annoyed about it

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer

submitted 86 days ago • 82 comments

Eating spam and ramen and feeling my arteries nudge just a tiny bit tighter

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

If you'd like to see this tremendous Lego #Taskmaster House become a reality, you can support it here: ideas.lego.com/projects/186... 10,000 supporters and it might becoming an actual thing!

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 87 days ago • 13 comments

I never want the #1 pick in fantasy football again

submitted 87 days ago • 9 comments

Ska is good, actually.

submitted 88 days ago • 32 comments

that was a very fun #Vikings win. nervy, but fun. 10-2 is crazy.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

miscounted the damage from the time eater and just lost a two hour Watcher run with probably my strongest deck I’ve ever made and I’m genuinely distraught #slaythespire

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Got to do the toddler dad equivalent of sleeping in (provide for basic needs then turn on bluey and lay down for another hour). Then a fat latte and a piece of pumpkin pie to get the ball rolling, and since then Eli and I have enjoyed a day-after feast of leftovers. Jehovah Jireh.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

All three things I made for thanksgiving fucking slapped and I’m just feeling so chuffed. Did a 24 hr wet brine for the turkey, three pounds of fresh shredded cheese for the mac, garlic butter and honey glaze for the roasted carrots.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

lmao bears

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

🔁 Daniel Jones' first touchdown pass of the season was to none other than #Vikings linebacker Andrew Van Ginkel. The signs were always there. 👀 #Skol

submitted 92 days ago • 22 comments

Just don’t ask Rick Astley to borrow his favorite Pixar dvd, cuz he’s never gonna give you up

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I miss him so much

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

submitted 93 days ago • 348 comments

Daughter: liar liar butts on fire Me: it's pants on fire Daughter: butt is funnier Me: yes

submitted 93 days ago • 18 comments

Did Facebook send anyone else eight emails today or just me?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I think we’re far enough into this experiment to acknowledge 1:1 devices in schools was a mistake and it’s beyond time to undo it.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter

submitted 95 days ago • 151 comments

I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

***LOWEST PRICE EVER!!! *** #ASlapShotInTime – The Wild but True History of the MN Fighting Saints It’s the REAL story that inspired a certain hockey movie. 12.99 Paperback 9.49 Kindle #BlackFriday #Thanksgiving a.co/d/40KqbqW

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

big if true

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, I wonder if I’m good enough, if I’m worthy of the love and kindness I’ve received in my life… if I’ve done enough with my limited time on earth. Usually that’s just a sign my blood sugar’s low so I house a microwave burrito and that takes care of it. Yum yum, burritos!

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

submitted 97 days ago • 23 comments

i think that if you give people scratch-offs as a holiday gift, they should have to give you the money if they win anything. well, there you go. hopefully this extraordinarily terrible stupid-ass opinion brightens your day

submitted 97 days ago • 74 comments