seaverlicious.bsky.social
Computer owner. Sagittarius.
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Perfect.
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RESIGN
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Thank you, Jesus.
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I wonder how I would feel if someone compared me to a golden retriever. Insulted but flattered. Inslattered. Flatsulted. I doubt I will ever find out. More of a beagle, not to brag.
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I want the sharpie. For posterity’s sake.
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Cigar stores in indoor shopping malls that had a suit of armor in the front window and also sold weirdly big knives
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Yes, and?
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Always so much thinner and less interesting than the label suggests. I fall for it every damn time.
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It isn’t gonna be interesting. It’ll be like eating a dumb candy bar you’ve had before. Momentarily occupying and then predictably regrettable. I’m psyched.