securityunit.bsky.social
Disabled and trans, I write stories and play tabletop and video games. Boring nerd. Former educator. he/him 🐻 pan, poly, partnered
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Love you too and miss you so much! I have my kids this weekend so I'll not get back until Monday but hope to go 3-5 days a week.
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And got just under 3 miles in 20 minutes on the recumbant bike. Tried a "cardio target heart rate exercise" and the machine said 127 and my heart rate was already 133 😬 thanks PoTS
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The "Don't Touch Me" song by Brak is everything after you have kids.
youtu.be/pFO5hfumb1A?...
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Nah he 100% did that on purpose to make her dump him so he could feel guilt free
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My friend started doing a lobster react in place of a care react for messages and texts.
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My roomie in college got home and found me weeping.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"I'm lazy!" I sobbed.
"If you're lazy I don't want to know what that makes me!" And honestly that was the best thing anyone could've told me in that moment.
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Awful waffle
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I told my kid the Vatican can finally have deep dish pizza and hot dogs. They asked about Italy already having pizza and I said not like Chicago.
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Maybe balance life, but not inflict on innocents at karaoke.
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I asked if zesty is a specific kind of gay or just in general and apparently it is "just a little gay"
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Also letting myself have my feelings today and being dispondent. I hate my flesh prison and don't know what to do about having arthritis. Did you know cortisone can make arthritis worse?!
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I'm just grateful for sweater vest Joe and will be impatiently waiting and hoping for a magnet for a year.
(And it took until today's comic for me to go, "Oh! Dorothy's trauma bonded!" 🤦)