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seguran.bsky.social
E N B Y, I got no alibi. I’m ENBY. ::wiggles in a dance-like fashion:: And much to everyone’s chagrin, I persist.
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Am I stress shopping because of a dental procedure this friday? yes. Am I buying things that needed to be bought regardless and I’ve been dragging my feet on? also, yes. is passive aggressive coping a thing???

well then, I wonder if I should talk to my psych about being more Shadow than I thought /sass

Happy 10th anniversary to Bloodborne, an intellectual property owned and protected by Sony Interactive Entertainment LLC (SIE), a major subsidiary of Sony®. Thank you Sony® for allowing such a beautiful project created by FromSoftware to be released as an exclusive for the Sony® Playstation® 4 :)

Minotaur: No talk me. I angy. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Today my 8YO started telling me excitedly about “non-berry” people. She informed me: - it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns - They’re not boys or girls - They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white - they all believe in ghosts

Hero's Journey is not the universal story actually. The universal story is a fisherman overstating the size of a fish he caught

flash drives are so big for so cheap nowadays that it actually fucks me up. i don't want to put a single text file on a 128gb stick. it's too big. the file is going to get all rattled around and dinged up if i leave it in there by itself

'AI Destroyed the Digital Artist' (from our BLFC show) is based on the 80's hit by The Buggles. This parody is a modern commentary on AI art. In the same vein as the original, it's a reflection on how technological advancements can disrupt established creative artforms with sad consequences.

need to express frustration? try "venting to friends." it's the new normal thing. first, ask if your friend is okay with you venting. then, kill the nearest person in electrical and flee through the vent system. your friend will be able to corroborate your alibi that you were in medbay with them

We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

Imperial Watch: "Please stop insinuating that I care about anything anyone says ever. I just want to sit here and vegetate in the existential dread of reality in peace until my shift is over." #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

This one’s a freebie for your reaction image needs

My current fashion hunter

I saw this pokefusion and I'm obsessed 😍 #pokemon #art #digitalart

You don't have anything funny, insightful, interesting, or useful to say to a retail worker about the price of eggs. You don't. You DO NOT. You wanna talk about the price of eggs? Call an egg farmer or Congress. Otherwise just shut the fuck up.

This is very true but the idea that it's too late to do anything in your 30s is patently ridiculous. You're really still a kid in your 20s, you settle into yourself in your 30s. It's a really, really fertile, happy decade if you don't arbitrarily imagine yourself to be over the hill.

I just want to go on record and say I blame the 2016 voters just as much as the 2024 voters for empowering this stale cheeto in chief.

goodnight, y'all. be safe, be well, make good choices & i love u

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

The Pacific Rim engineers that spent weeks building a 30-foot bowie knife for a mech suit to draw from its ankle sheath must have been muttering “Hell yeah” the whole time

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If you play monster hunter with your partner, does that make them your...monhunny?

Happy Pokemon Day

another thing i see is that, overwhelmingly, people treat indies as cheap. "i'll get it when it's on sale for $5" or (ugh) "i'll wait til it's on game pass" and then turn around and buy new big budget games for $70. if indies are going to save us, you have to actually support them

Help! That last mod I installed didn't work! How do I go back? #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

D: they are multiplying

wait what? who?

thinking of @codechannel.bsky.social when I see a crab/mecha/crab mecha

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇 #b3d

having depression is crazy cos your brain will be like "hey what if you died and no-one cared" and you gotta be like buddy it is too early for this is haven't even got out of bed yet it's only 4pm

macs dont support windows but they support doors

there's a thousand variants of this joke but i made these ones

Phrase of the day- You have a good face for a bald person.