sergeantrenfrew.bsky.social
Fearlessly holding Canada's Thin Weird Line with my incredible dog, Cuddles.
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One year from today: "America had to invade Canada...they were talking about joining the EU"
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I'm assuming the bullet proof vest is to protect him from bouquets of roses being thrown at him.
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I'm told that if they have to fire the guy in charge of putting boogers on the resolute desk, he's got a chap in mind for that too.
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We will join your Empire, America, but first you must honour our sacred traditions by having you leader meet our champion in unarmed combat to the death.
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Leave it to Doug to pick the least bio-friendly option. A gallows needs less energy, is completely recyclable and, like a city bus, can accommodate many at the same time.
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I always thought he was full of something but I wouldn't have guessed it was Greeks.
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It was clever of Joe Biden to turn off the 'make planes float' option on the weather-making machine before he left office.
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It was getting to kabuki levels at that presser with Musk.
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For the same reason he wants to annex Canada but not Mexico
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Not a movie, but that old Twilight Zone where a village is the hostage of a little boy with reality warping abilities who have to smile and praise him even when he makes it snow on a whim and wipes out their entire crop.
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We now go live to Pierre Poilievre's reaction...
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I'm trading in the Fentanyl Czar for the King
youtu.be/zacsrdPwydw
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Isn't Doug just back from a 19 week vacation?
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So just taking a whizz is off the table?
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He'll need a drug sniffing dog
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Ahhh so that's what they mean by the Globalist Agenda
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Roseanne Barr's musical tribute to Patsy Cline
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The kids
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I guess Joe could just ask one of those Doge kids if there's something he wants to know.
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Confucius say: He who smelt it, dealt it.
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Soooo....the US is Galactus in this new flick?
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I think we should do him one better and add an Ecstasy Emperor and a Caliph of Cocaine.
Also, Justin Trudeau during this conversation...
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The funny bit is that President Munchausen was in such a dither about the trade imbalance but now he's pissed off Canadians so we're likely to boycott anyway thus making the problem worse.
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I tried to ask but all that purple prose wore the letters off of my Ouija board.
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Sounds like Tim is still smarting from that spanking Luke Beasley gave him.
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Anti drone tech and our own space program too.
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"Trump can't bankrupt Ontario - that's my gig!"
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Kinda like Japan electing Prime Minister Godzilla
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I heard he was on the helicopter with Willie Brown
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If you'd like to team up, I make some rather provocative grunts when I bend down to pick something off the floor these days.
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Wow, that's gonna be a LOT of make-up
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At first I thought six figures for a Minister of Putting on Doug's Gi was money wasted, but I've been proven wrong.
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Well, we'd have a much better concept of health coverage, at any rate.
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Breaking: Trump demands apology from God for writing 'woke' Bible.
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Who could have guessed that the South would win the Civil War, the Russians win the Cold War and the Nazis win WW2 all in one election?
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1) Ironically, if the Libs had followed through with getting rid of FPTP, we'd likely have a stronger left in Parliament without merging anyone
2) Libs merging with anyone just to win one election is as likely as one being murdered by a dolphin
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My put is officially off. That's the sort of look a fellow gives a woman after he's mansplained the hell out something.
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Doug makes me wistful for those halcyon days when we were only paying a million dollars for a gazebo.
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An elegant proof that the moon landings must have been staged
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For the life of me I can't understand why Trump would want to annex a country where 85% of the population would happily assassinate him.
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Good grief, it took you guys almost a century to get rid of Jim Crow laws...
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Homeless in Greenland? So...polar bears?
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The Canadian Dilemma: "The only thing worse than being talked aboot is not being talked aboot."
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This is what is known as the Paul Martin phase of any Liberal government.
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Not unexpected. Liberal in-fighting is as Canadian as hockey and back bacon.