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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

Reminder: if you encounter anyone wearing MAGA/Trump gear who is panic stockpiling at Costco this weekend it is perfectly legal for you to call them a fucking idiot at the top of your lungs.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

I'll be out at a protest near me tomorrow protesting against U.S. executive overreach specifically and kings in general. Hope you will be too. Stay Safe!

In his Coachella debut @alyankovic.bsky.social joined Yo Gabba Gabba! alongside Thundercat, Paul Williams, DJ Lance Rock, Portugal. The Man, and a menagerie of puppety oddballs including H.R. Pufnstuf, Bailey the Lion, Domo, Cheer Bear, Duo, and Billy Bob Brockali. www.stereogum.com/2304084/watc...

Dayum!

Kurt Vonnegut man

There are so many options. But this one is mine. RIP to a legend.

HIGH FIDELITY was released 25 years ago today. One of the most successful adaptations of a nick Hornby novel, and as popular with music lovers as movie fans, the behind-the-scenes tale has to be in the Top 5 making of stories… 1/31

Holy fuck the cover of upcoming edition of The New Yorker

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

How I imagine every meeting is going on behind the scenes at the White House.

It’s good to hear from you @dancarlin.bsky.social I just hope more people take your message to heart

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

What’s so funny bout peace love & understanding?

Return of the Jedi: Special Edition was released 28 years ago today. Goodbye, Lapti Nek (here in an extended version for MTV).

BLAZING SADDLES was released 51 years ago this month. Acclaimed as one of the great comedies of the 1970s, and among the most popular of director Mel Brooks, the story of how it was made is a cascading waterfall of creative alternatives... 1/36 #filmsky #movies

If I had a band or a label, I would do a punk cover of "No More Kings" from Schoolhouse Rock. And then I would gather a bunch of people to write a whole album of next-generation Schoolhouse Rock songs, with songs about Social Security and Medicaid and NOAA. I am not kidding in the least.

A Humpback whale swallowed a 24 yr old kayaker off the Strait of Magellen in Chile…then spit him out! A father and son were in the Patagonia region when a whale gulped down the young man, then released him! The son said he thought he was going to die, but then his life vest pulled him up. W😳W‼️

Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

What the right wing REALLY means:

Axl Rose ready to ring in the New Year sitting alone in his Datsun repeating to himself "I'm a fucking idiot" after unsuccessfully trying to make out with Dirk Diggler

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan theonion.com/ceo-unveils-...

how do you think i wear my pants?

Algorithm post for visibility to other nerds 🤓 📚 TTRPGs 🖖 Star Trek ⭐️ Star Wars 🖤 80s music 👽 The X-Files 🎮 Videogames 🎲 Board games 📕 Comic books 🎥 Horror Movies 🧙‍♂️ Lord of the Rings 👨‍🎨 Miniature painting 🧙 Magic: The Gathering 🦸‍♀️ Smart and heroic women

LOTR: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING was released 23 years ago today. An adaptation of Tolkien’s classic novel, and the first entry in Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the story of how it was made is proof that one does not simply walk into Mordor… 1/76

i’m starting an unfollow purge—only 666 will remain. like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen

The revolution will not be pasteurized

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women theonion.com/texas-bans-s...

farted at the sneeze guard, your move Sizzler

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.

TOY STORY was released 29 years ago this week. A groundbreaking work within the animation genre as well as the film that made Pixar a key Hollywood studio, the story of how it came to be is like taking a trip to infinity – and beyond… 1/55

My mother-in-law couldn’t find the turkey-shaped butter sculpture that always adorns her Thanksgiving table, so I hand-crafted this masterpiece. I feel like it’s a true breakthrough in our relationship.