shamusaran.bsky.social
31 and fucking losing it
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Green as in inexperienced, color, and weed.
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>Pussy tastes like Sour Patch Kids
>That's a bite mark on her tit
>Her papier-mâché is edible and she gets off to that too
>Had Type 1 Diabetes in a past life
>Can only be killed with fire, unless she's just eaten a lot of Red Hots
>Favorite injury: concussion
>Least favorite: spinal cord
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Is the person in the statue turned into the gargoyle or did she just get chestbursted
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I must be jelly cause jam don't jiggle like that! Get it queen
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Just saying, tops don't do the velociraptor arms
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"About five bucks."
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He doubted.
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I've never met a Christian who embodies the teaching of Christ, and my dad's a clergyman
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Right up with a whitewashed Nessa pfp
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Maybe Gen Z is just full of shit?
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Remember you have to be the child of somebody who's important or else you will never be important. And also remember you have to be born good or evil, and you can never change once you figure out which one you are
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You can do both.
1: Have a loving SO who is down for anything
2: Offer your SO freebies at your ass-in-a-wall job
3: Loudly proclaim they're better than any of your other customers
4: Dare the others to try and outdo your SO
5: bing bang boom self propagating money machine
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You ask me this? Me, the Rouge simp to rule all others?
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Nice cock ma'am
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Does that make them
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I'm death-of-the-authoring this to be a truly meteoric nut
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Blobby pones
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Roasted
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You understand me. You see my vision
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I loved the Yogurt and the Many Deaths of Hitler
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thank u
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50 year old cougar who gives you her number at the company potluck then meets you at her front door wearing this, telling you it's time for six hours of tantric yoga
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Still obsessed with the idea that they're basically indestructible so the only way to defeat one in combat is by hilting a 40mm railcannon penis against her cervix, which is also her reactor housing, and blowing it up.
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Elon and Donald in:
Steamed Vans
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I have a big rubber mallet ready to go
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Eggplant Sisters
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*heavy breathing*
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There's no kill like it.
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"You pulled out, right?"
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oh he's ALL goop
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