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Yankees fan who loves SF Giants and figure skating too much. Rebel scum. Trivia champ. Craft beer fancier. She/her. Rhymes with Dana Cartels. Forever salty about the 2017 ALCS đźš® Jewelry designer makemarkmend.etsy.com
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I think my heart flatlined for about 30 seconds
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Inject it into my veins
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My dream is to get paid to come up with stupid names for nail polish colors. I think neither of us should give up anytime soon
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A few hours ago I honestly thought I’d probably end up contracting rabies, bird flu, or both by the end of the day. Getting through that confrontation without having to make physical contact with either angry animal was a minor miracle. The goose and I are still a bit traumatized but we survived
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I thought it’s at 4am eastern? Either way, I’m not going to watch live, but I’ll catch up tomorrow
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I’m having an elderberry cough drop and I’ll be fine. Letting my little cousins and the neighbor kids climb on me is the only joy I can find right now
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I screamed so loud at that catch, my throat hurts a little. But also the neighbor baby who gave me Covid last month appears to have hand foot and mouth now and I kept my distance when I saw that, but his kindergartener sister read me a book (yay! big triumph) the other day so oy vey my immune system
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Oh and definitely keep the towel hanging there while the flames encroach. It makes the food taste better
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I’m usually decent at lip-reading, but couldn’t get much out of that exchange. This whole thing is so stupid
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Are we living in a simulation? It’s insane that Boone was ostensibly forced into the position of having to threaten to forfeit. Who benefits from playing through this any longer? It’s an official game. Call it a fucking night, blue
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Omg I thought it was going to be for some kind of beer chugging contest. That commercial sounds horrific
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I’m terrified to even ask what that is
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I don’t know how many times I’ve used the phrase “Groundhog Day” in the last hour, but this game just feels like an endless loop of moments again and again and ag
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I just said a few minutes ago this can’t still be the same day
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I definitely think they should have postponed tonight’s game and done a doubleheader on Sunday; I wouldn’t want to sit through this. But that doesn’t make it okay to be an asshole
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The orange and purple combination must surely violate the Geneva Conventions
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I was going to ask, but I figured you’re already on it. Keep shedding light on the situation please! (And yes I’m absolutely picturing your dissection process being exactly like Shota Imanaga doing BP with a samurai sword)