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FIXED

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So, the interim commanding officer of the aircraft carrier that keeps sending jets down into the oceans depths? He took over because the previous guy crashed into a merchant ship. The new guy is from outside Boston and his nickname is “Chowdah.” This really feels like a Simpsons episode.

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The Padres just found out what happens when you trade a generational talent.

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WON THE TRADE

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One of the important overlooked crimes of Trump and MAGA is the abandonment of Ukraine. It’s rare for conflicts to have such a clear aggressor and victim; it’s crystal clear. The US should support Ukraine until they win. This is an American shame marked in the history books, for eternity

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I feel so alive

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🍚

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Thank you Magic Wandy

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What was that awkward moment with Judge in the postgame? I couldn’t hear the whole exchange

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adorable

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I thought this game was supposed to start at 6:35? Kyle Gibson is still throwing BP out there

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Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”

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It took Kyle Gibson half as many pitches to give up five runs in the 1st inning as Marcus Stroman took a couple weeks ago. So that’s a pyrrhic victory in his favor

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BRONX BOMBERS BABY!

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Fuck yeah JC Escarra!!!

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Let Pablo pitch

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I missed the end of the Yankees game because there was a skunk fighting with our neighborhood goose and it probably has rabies so I had to wait for animal control to take the mean skunk away. Never a dull moment here in suburbia

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Raising donation money for Ukraine war relief is more important now than ever. We can’t count on government aid. Any orders of our handmade Ukraine relief items at makemarkmend.etsy.com that come in the next few hours will be sent out before the weekend. Please help if you can

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Fuck yeah Belli! What a catch

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This game won’t end until Lance Barksdale gets struck by lightning, so right now I’m rooting for that

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They might forgive in Minnesota, but they don’t forget.

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Does anyone have a scouting report on Gerrit Cole’s left-handed offerings?

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Between the painted-on pants and the grunting, I really feel like I’m intruding by watching this

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I had forgotten how loud Robbie Ray grunts when he pitches. I feel like I’m walking in on a moment that is none of my business

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Paul Goldschmidt didn’t hit a 12-run leadoff homer against the Giants??? Someone go find an EMT, check if Goldy still has a pulse

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Real fans don’t boo the home team

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The Giants new City Connect designs are so ugly on so many different levels I don’t even remotely have the energy to scratch the surface right now

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Bring in the ferocious jungle cat

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I love the Yankees, you guys

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Every day the leopards just continue eating more people’s faces and I’ll never understand why so many people voted for this

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