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Sorry, but if you started ignoring Moo Deng the second she got a little older and are now obsessed with Ume you’re no better than Leonardo DiCaprio

Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

HERE'S HOW KANSAS CAN STILL WIN 🧵 (1/30)

Uralon the Cruel announced as Secretary of Transportation

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

the last notable thing these guys did was blow up the bank all of their money was in

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

they released a full conversion mod of Doom for fucking Chex cereal and it remains one of the greatest video game experiences of my life you got this game out of a fucking cereal box

Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars George Lucas: Jizz Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could- Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

I've been buying tons of woodworking books from the 60s-80s for furniture plans because the internet is a fucking wasteland for that stuff even BEFORE you get to AI. YouTubers with 500 professional level tools I'll never own and no measurements listed aren't helping me.

If i post my famous viral animal crossing comic here will people freak out

All of Creed's songs are about Jesus which makes them christmas music

Regret to inform we have once again built The Torment Nexus

Very important I subscribe to CNN dot com so I can read the story of a lifetime.

Yes, nothing really matters in the end. But people sometimes forget that things matter quite a lot in the beginning and the middle.

Skibidi toilet is so dumb, unlike our smart, sophisticated millennial humor (looping audio of Sean Connery saying "you're the man now dog")

I was skeptical of the drone reports at first. I mocked people who reported them. I laughed at them. And then I saw one for myself and captured photographic evidence. They’re real.

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

Forza Horizon 4 is being delisted today so I bought it. Turns out the best way to get me to buy a game is threaten to remove it forever. FOMO overwhelming. I couldn't bear the thought of me in a nursing home 50 years from now, rocking in the fetal position, muttering "Can't play Forza 4"

ten thousand youtube grifters feverishly pausing the witcher 3 trailer to find the frame where ciri looks the most woke

The Passion of the Christ should have been called Whatever Happened to Baby Jesus.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 8 Steam codes for Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends December 15th, 6 PM PT. Game is available now on Steam and consoles store.steampowered.com/app/2521380/...

People who are like “I don’t mind our current clusterfuck of a health care system because people with socialized medicine have to wait six months for an appt” have obviously never had to see a specialist for anything ever

Generational wealth starts with one bold thief and one good heist. I believe in you. Bet on yourself today. 🫶🏾

The Road Runner dies each time he enters a painted tunnel. The version in the painting is a copy and the original bird is destroyed. Road Runner knows this and runs in anyway because it’s funny

With the current focus being the ineptitude of the NYPD and their ability to, you know, ID the same person in the same jacket, I'm going to post a classic of NYPD ineptitude. Y'all have a good night and a good Sunday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfU...

my sexually ambiguous eunuch advisor and i saw you from across the gulch and we really hate your fucking vibe

It is disappointing that @safety.bsky.app keeps unsuspending Singal, when he explicitly stated he's here to target a group who helped build this site into what it is. Not even pretending good faith. He's here to ruin the vibes and try to normalize harassment of trans users. This is fucked up.

this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed

After I moved to Canada a couple of years ago I realized that I was no longer constantly running a massive stress routine in the background of my mind worrying about health care and guns. It was weirdly noticeable only when it stopped.

always crazy to me when conservatives talk about regulations being so restrictive because i can’t remember a single time in my entire life a regulation has made my life harder but i can name dozens of times a conservative has made my life tougher