shchimneysweep.bsky.social
Astrophotography, Archery, and Anarchy enjoyer. I don’t argue on here. You’re not allowed to get mad at me. He/him.
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Where you find a horse that small
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Best case scenario for them: the people who like them are far too embarrassed to say so with their names attached, even on an internal memo.
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Lib aunts all over the country still have their money on tRump.
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His nerdy nephew showed him Mars through a telescope on a night with shitty seeing and it shattered his mind.
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That was one of my first thoughts as well.
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This take sucks.
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Same. Actual photo of me at my desk rn
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He’s openly deluded himself into thinking that deep frying things in tallow is healthy, so the other things aren’t huge stretches after that.
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I’m not reading that tiny text. I assume this is an apparatus designed to allow you and three of your bros to get up close and personal for some manual OAG action, and that’s how I intend to use it.
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Lmao
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We’re famous for our ability to understand irony, so they’re probably just committing to the bit.
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Also at the beginning and the middle of the day, yes. Sometimes maybe even at night.
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They got to my cereal too. Wtf kind of pronouns are “Ooooooo/ooooooo?”
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And then a marine ran in and tackled the professor and said “god was busy so he sent me instead.”
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I accepted one of these invitations back in 2005. It was a Napoleon Dynamite themed event and they had a guy dressed as Napoleon riding a bike around the auditorium and you could win prizes by hitting him with an actual cooked steak. I won a XXXL liger tshirt. I didn’t go back.
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I went into con graphic design because I was told it would be easier to pay off my student loans.
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I saw one tRump on here the other day
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*sets to 2x speed*
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Is joelling off still fine
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My older sister won a cheaper knockoff version of one of these in a raffle or something at her high school. It would shuffle along for like 3 steps and then clunk over. But I guess we were still a proud, upwardly mobile, robot-dog-owning household.
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Probably just means we’re really smart or cool
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Weirdly enough, mine too. Like all day today.
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I’d just bring them little snacks.
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Nah
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I’m just happy to be here.
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Can’t wait to explain to my grandchildren how every single writer, director, artist, and musician born in the 20th century secretly fucking sucked.
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I love when they come in on the 6 when I thought they were coming in on the 8.
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Oh cool, my first Bluesky block.
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Ask a Democrat to explain their accomplishments without using the utterly empty bullshit phrase “important steps” and watch their fucking head explode.
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He looks precisely as pathetic as I would have expected. Don’t ever show fear to these clowns.
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Oh hey, it’s my and my partner’s anniversary too. Congratulations on also making the correct anniversary choice.
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Kamala might have won if he hadn’t selfishly stopped after biting only 4 babies
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They specifically want to go back to not having to hear anyone talk about those things.
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That’s there so you can shotgun your soup
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It wouldn’t be election season if the left weren’t cannibalizing itself
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Alienated labor makes your teeth go gray.
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I think you look more like a young Stanley Kubrick, for whatever that’s worth.
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Probably goes without saying, but it feels more like “things will get incrementally worse at a slow, grating pace that makes you doubt your sanity” vs “things will get much worse immediately.” We’re sick of having our futures held hostage by feckless moderates who only offer table scraps.
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I don’t care about opinions (things I disagree with). I only care about facts (things I agree with).
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Looking forward to the Elephant Graveyard video.