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the glowup tho

Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking?

putting foil in the drain is the condom to the breeding kink of dumping hot grease down your sink send skeet

Friendly reminder

the cruelty is the point

grindr is free you can suck so much dick in under an hour with it

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

tumby,,,,,,

they got rid of all these guys

sheepposting

Stuart more like stupid send post

:3

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

yup

fang doodl

When I was in second grade a bunch of kids at my table were telling me that dick is a dirty word, I had no contacts for it outside of the nickname for Richard, so I called over a lunch lady and asked her point blank "Hey what does Dick mean?" and I got written up

extremely important PSA

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

the boyyyyy

Gross. Keep it to yourself pal

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

WAKE N BAKE VINDICATED!

I MADE A GLOBAL CAPS LOCK KEY FINALLY we can all agree on when it's polite to TYPE IN CAPS! whenever anyone running the client presses caps lock it presses it for everyone download the client and see the current caps lock status at globalcapslock.com

Natalies stay winning (DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME AND TELL ME ABOUT SOME ASSHOLE)

bird flu??? yeah that's what they normally do buddy

"Writer Tim Robinson, who would go on to create his own hit Netflix show I Think You Should Leave, is quoted saying at the time, 'Lorne has lost his f---ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head.'" www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/new...

Imagine live tweeting a bunch of qanon shit during a shootout with the cops and your final post only gets 23 likes lmao rip bozo

Jesse waters talking about USAID funding a gas station in Afghanistan that had no customers to the tune on 43 million dollars. Bro you are finding the dark money. They are going to **** you