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I watched Garp the other night specifically to see John Lithgow as a trans woman. He’s trash today but portrayed Roberta well in Garp.

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Did the pope die because he was in the company of literal evil known as our vp?

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I’m going to write a song about it one day or today

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It’s the kind of day that I get a shot of neurotoxins

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Yes I want a play by play of the event today

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The low hemoglobin happens.

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Katy talking about her space adventure makes me … murderous…. With an all female crew?! Feminism! Girl boss energy! Wooo she wins the most global warming causing billionaire celebrity wars.. sorry taytay. Let’s get more celebrities up there! Britney bitch, you ready

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today is a great day to pull those masks back out

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

In other news for those who care Luda is playing the state fair.

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When you flirt with your driver on the way to pt 🤣

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Primus costs $75 … no

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this is what the streets should have looked like every Saturday for the past 18 months btw

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I’m going to keep sharing this because our friends need help. If you’re really an abolitionist you don’t union bust. Pass this around.

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This is how you deal with racists. Guns to a gun fight

submitted 55 days ago • 21 comments

Please help with what you can & share this.

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There is a piñata… love my neighborhood

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When neighbors are bumping Stevie Nicks… we can be friends

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Going to pass this around… don’t ever get a Keith Richards coffee… 4 shots of espresso iced, topped with cola

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Being a science experiment for the medical industrial complex is fascinating

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I will not be stealing stickers from the post office for art purposes. It’s wrong. Tell your friends

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Always the only one with a mask at the doctor’s office. I love that people don’t give a shit and keep coughing

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I’m just going to put this here… I had red vines for the first time in many many years and they are just not as good as I remember. They taste like plastic. Is that my age or is that true? Two things can be the true at the same time

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Black mold?! And the shelter is doing nothing. Seriously if you’re around downtown tonight get to city hall & sign up to speak. Starts at 5. Get there!

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Let’s go! Keep passing this around & show support for these community members just trying to survive. (Without a car she can’t get to school & he can’t get to do his mobile mechanics business… so anything you can donate will really help! )

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We got to $250 of our goal to help this incredible couple… please keep passing this around 💕

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Good morning we are at $70! good start…would love to hit $100 in the first 24 hours 🫶 Can anyone give $30 or more to get us there?

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Last night I dreamt that my friend and I worked at an AA sweatshop organizing shoes… then we had to take the bus all over to get to our homes… I think it was in k-town in LA. Yes I dream like this all the time

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Sometimes I dream about the crunch of a veggie sandwich. That’s probably telling me I need to have one asap

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The time late at night when you’re starving but already brushed your teeth and are in bed 🤣

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Noooo. Buy menstrual products for people who need them.

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Driver & I humming to Michael Jackson. Because we can

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I’m the one who ate the last Girl Scout cookie at this meeting. I will not admit it to these women…

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Talking radical politics with my drivers… it’s a beautiful thing to share solidarity with people who have never heard about it.

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I get rides to doctors appointments a few times a week. Today we talked about how this country is fucked and it would make sense for everyone to do shrooms right now. Good dude

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My algorithm trying to sell me kid’s shoes.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

I always forget that Chumbawamba is really good.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

When your friend has a grapefruit tree but learned he shouldn’t eat them while on ssri’s … damnit fuck you zoloft

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I love the bus til they’re all out service

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I love the bus. Not consistent but brings me joy

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In better news looking forward to tacos & puppy time in a bit.

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Am I going to be resentful that I know where my grandma’s favorite glasses are in your house but you “didn’t find them”. Yes I am buuut hope you’re enjoying drinking your overpriced wine or cocktails out of them. Glad it’s done there.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Steins are there. Plant holders here we go.

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