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Abolish ICE. America shouldn’t be deporting anyone. America should be begging people to immigrate here in as large of numbers as possible.

"Abolish ICE" was the compromise position. Prosecutions for everyone involved

The contradictions involved in trying to keep a dignified face on Israel are gonna pull the whole country into a black hole.

when did everything become terrorism

Twitter phasing out DMs the day after it comes out that Elon has been using them to arrange drive-through bastards with ladies who were fired from podcasts is so fucking funny

Yes, everyone do this. These thumbs will need to be reckoned with, individually if necessary, after this fucking fever breaks.

There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do

In defiance of the Supreme Court & without any evidence, the White House claims that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a “terrorist,” who was “sent to the right place.” This is a blatant LIE. He is innocent. He cannot be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. He must be brought home.

NO ONE should be sent to El Salvador, you baby-brained losers. My God.

New season of Black Mirror is out, so it's time to share the tweet:

This is the greatest logo ever designed and I can only find this one tiny jpg of it on the whole internet. Easily on the level of the Smile “S”.

Only option is to run Kamala again.

“I am 10 different kinds of piece of shit, but I’m not a liar.”

i think about this photo a lot

Not for nothing, but only the most evil motherfuckers on earth would decorate their office in gold rococo. Putrid.

Help me understand how this headline relates to the article it takes me to:

A 60yr old man doing a “Naruto Run”

Kurt Vonnegut man

Just spent $50 on winter tires in the summer cuz regular tires are $300 apiece

BREAKING: Zoobilee Zoo Accused of Spreading Pro-Hamas Propaganda

Worth noting that this passed by one vote and two Democratic congresspeople have died in office in the last six weeks.

Neighbors in a big fight building a swing set at 10pm. Now this is the damn suburbs baby, I made it!!!

Americans need more archetypes to choose from during character creation than “Thumb”

Glassdoor sending me "Don't Kill Yourself" emails.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

This Court considered it an egregious abuse of executive power for Biden to modify student loan payments based on a statute authorizing the executive branch to "waive or modify" student loan payments

Thinking about how Treasure Planet and Titan AE were the final nails in the coffin of 2D animated features. Both had absolutely unsympathetic protagonists with nu metal haircuts. And I think Disney’s Atlantis as well.

LinkdIn is like 2005 facebook for vampires. I simply cannot do it.

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