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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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Come ON

submitted 6 days ago • 171 comments

Serebii Update: A Pokémon Presents has been confirmed. This will air on February 27th at 14:00 UTC Details @ www.serebii.net/index2.shtml

submitted 6 days ago • 56 comments

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

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Let her cook

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

if democrats promise to throw elon musk and everyone in DOGE in jail on day 1 in 2029 they will win a 50 state landslide

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ユーリは美人さんですね。 #ユキヒョウ #snowleopard #旭山動物園 #ユーリ

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Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact theonion.com/investors-wo...

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Happy birthday to peak

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Today is the third anniversary of Pokémon Legends: Arceus, first released worldwide for the Nintendo Switch on January 28, 2022! The player's goal is to complete the first Pokédex of the Hisui region, a past version of Sinnoh. https://bulbapedia.b...

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 30 days ago • 1706 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 30 days ago • 596 comments

Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.

submitted 52 days ago • 121 comments

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here theonion.com/nation-...

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

Illustration Rares for Steven's Beldum and Marnie's Morpeko have been revealed. These will be featured in Japanese pre-made deck packs

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny

submitted 33 days ago • 936 comments

The Pokémon Company announces more print runs of Terastal Festival ex and Battle Partners from late February to April. Customers are advised to avoid direct store inquiries and be cautious on secondary markets. Updates will continue as production is optimized to meet demand.

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#PokemonMysteryDungeon

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

The Transformers subreddit is taking a stronger stance against Elon doing a Nazi salute than the ADL

submitted 35 days ago • 111 comments

nominally “liberal” mainstream media is now running cover for an out and about fascist. these are dark times we are living in and we truly cannot rely on these fascist sympathizers anymore

submitted 35 days ago • 88 comments

wikipedia honestly gotta be top 5 human creations in the past thousand years

submitted 35 days ago • 28 comments

Now is the time for Godzilla to make landfall in the United States.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Transgender hotline for America: (877) 565-8860 Please repost <3

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 36 days ago • 1088 comments

Today and in the coming days, remember

submitted 36 days ago • 293 comments

Willets at sunset. Low tide. 🪶

submitted 37 days ago • 141 comments

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot

submitted 37 days ago • 236 comments

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school. Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

submitted 38 days ago • 528 comments

Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions theonion.com/target-...

submitted 37 days ago • 30 comments

honestly congrats to china on clearly being the stronger world super power at this point. america is cooked and i’m ready to start thinking with that xi mindset

submitted 37 days ago • 62 comments

The TikTok ban feels nothing more than like a stunt. Playing with the livelihoods of 170 million Americans was never the answer. My thoughts in this special, mid-day newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

submitted 38 days ago • 732 comments

Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again theonion.com/sun-uns...

submitted 38 days ago • 113 comments

I Want To Fly A Helicopter, Not Look At A Bunch Of Crazy Dials theonion.com/i-want-...

submitted 41 days ago • 25 comments

finished my horsie pic 🐎 art for a fic by @moonyinpisces.bsky.social #pixelart

submitted 42 days ago • 55 comments

public transport moment

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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions theonion.com/target-...

submitted 42 days ago • 28 comments

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

submitted 42 days ago • 327 comments

the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born

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