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Slytherin, vintage punk shaman, dream interpreter and jungian. •Unorthodox •uneducation Astrologer. " I don't agree with myself " I'm the reincarnated avatar of Kurt Cobain and diasoganues is a personal hero of mine.
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The truth is the circus has changed and there aren't elephants and there aren't donkeys, it's more like two lions. Two lion kings the political parties have turned Leo and are both equally narcissist. Like mufasa and scar. A planet with two suns

Caffeine is a natural chemical that’s toxic if we ingest it at 150 mg per kg. Aspartame: 50X less toxic, aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid): 8X less toxic, glyphosate: 28X less toxic. Even chlorine bleach is less toxic. People drink caffeine all the time! Yet scream about risks of these others…

On one hand I believe the rich can be into some bad shit on the other hand the founding fathers all had been very wealthy aristocrats.

It's funny how the solution of the past doesn't really work in the future. Namely when we put a price cap on shipping goods and services via rail. But now putting a price cap on medication just doesn't work in the same way.

One side will say don't pirate art and books to train AI and the other side will say pirate books art and music so long as you don't pay Jeff bazos

This truth serum is delicious you ugly piece of shit

I think aladdin would have been a better movie if gilbert gottfried had voiced jasmine

Jack Frost better stay the fuck away from my nose. Freak.

millions of Americans are suddenly experiencing what scientists are calling the Looney Tunes effect, where, upon seeing a photo of a billionaire, they instead see a steaming roasted chicken and start licking their lips

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

One can of flex seal would have saved the titanic, but sadly infomercials didn’t exist yet

The fun thing about this app is that if you disagree with someone you can just block them. Like if a woman says something tik tok or negative about men just block em. You wouldn't even be an incel for doing it either you would be a normal blusky user

Little Big Dreams

I guess if nobody hears from you they’ll be able to find you eventually by following the trail of rubber ducks you left as you forged ahead into the unchartered wilderness in your Jeep. Chud.

I'm a bougie ass {N word}, left the roof at home