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actually just feeling suicidal but the airplane part is a joke that's not how anyone wants to go

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Feeling suicidal so it seems like a good idea to fly

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Tonight my mom asked Siri "what is the longest phase anyone has ever gone through"

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

The Secretary of Defense goes on tv to explain he is preparing to have the military break the law.

submitted 10 hours ago • 204 comments

Idiocracy was a documentary

submitted 2 days ago • 608 comments

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

my buddy got baptized in that river that makes you good at HVAC

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

it's giving very you're my best friend and the only one I can count on

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

wait literally I have been and always shall be your friend

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck I just found a shiita star trek au fic and it made me realize that this ship is literally just a gothic kirk and spock, and despite my best efforts, I am my mother

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I love posting nonsense

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humpity dumpity

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

so true

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it's giving humpty dumpty realness

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No offense to my experiences but I’m going to start looking for meaning somewhere else

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I'm sick of online, but what else is there to do? My job?

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

I think my cat hates ariana grande honestly me too

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

omg no one mourns the wicked....... wait..... I am on to SOMETHING

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

adding defying gravity to the shiita playlist as a joke because I'm very funny and sick in the head (he didn't defy gravity) but also the more I think about it it's actually sort of perfect and almost exactly the situation no

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Vanity Fair asks Lady Gaga if it’s true she wanted to perform inside a Doritos vending machine at SXSW Festival: “I believe I might have said that. I don’t remember though.”

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

submitted 6 days ago • 100 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 8 days ago • 5662 comments

If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

submitted 10 days ago • 222 comments

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

submitted 12 days ago • 130 comments

Elon should go asap and figure out what’s going on.

submitted 12 days ago • 139 comments

Earth pregnant

submitted 13 days ago • 645 comments

is it seasonal depression or are we simply out of alignment with nature & being forced to be productive in a season that calls for rest & rejuvenation

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

submitted 16 days ago • 84 comments

They should have a Biggest Album Grammy for whoever put out the record with the largest diameter in the previous year

submitted 20 days ago • 44 comments

she's the only one I'm accepting escapism applications from because she's the only one dark enough to get it

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

the real shisui is the friends we made along the way. that's what I always say anyways.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

What if this was shisui all along

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

submitted 21 days ago • 477 comments

Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

submitted 21 days ago • 25 comments

The first thing Canada should do is cut Fox from all cable stations in Canada.

submitted 23 days ago • 130 comments

I’m gonna start pretending I can see auras or something i need a new coping mechanism

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

submitted 22 days ago • 200 comments

You don't realize how much ambient grief you carry until something triggers that grief.

submitted 25 days ago • 69 comments

A 66-million-year-old fossil of vomit was discovered in Denmark.

submitted 27 days ago • 16 comments

my 13th reason www.mjolk.ca/chieftains-c...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the trending feature is not working because it's showing sports and no one wants to see that

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

submitted 30 days ago • 481 comments

this is some Orwellian shit

submitted 32 days ago • 245 comments

jake paul has died

submitted 100 days ago • 473 comments

If this turns out like threads I’ll never trust any of you again

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Has anyone ever successfully cooked a large sweet pszx09ZA """""""""""\

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Searched for "funny" on here and all that come up was furry prn

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments