sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick.
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
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Let’s put it to bed for now
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That’s was that is I thought it the dog got into something
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Oh wow that sucks. Do hope the chronic stuff isn’t too bad 🫶
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Wow you’re quick your honor
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Not sure this take would bear scrutiny
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🤣
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No no I’m consistent — I hate bullies. Let’s just let him JD Vance himself into total humiliation.
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It’s OK but if he knocks up my sofa you’ll have to pay the bills
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I was being generous
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I’d still tell him he can’t act for shit. Tbh I appreciate his political voice, weird as it is that people listen to that of a b-list actor. Our society is really weird.
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Well it just paid off for the good in my book 👊
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Think he’ll notice me here, tho? 🤣
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I love that you know this much about flagpoles and make my snark even stronger! Hat tip, sir!
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No but I have eaten squab and it is delicious. I wear my dirty bird bully label like an un-shat upon badge of honor, sir, though songbirds, robins, and finches etc are always welcome at my feeder and bath.
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Yeah but at least seagulls remind me that I’m by the sea, unlike those city-dwelling rays with wings
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Watch your tone, young Jedi
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JJ you don’t have to show me shit I know you’re the real deal 😘
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😂
My friends and I got so bad we had to start making rules about how long we were allowed to bitch about our backs and colons 😂
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Glad you did — people need to know that those comments are ass
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Right? We had yearly passes to a lovely neighborhood pool and we literally had to drag our kids there. Oh boy did they get to hear my sprinkler story! 😂
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Holy stovetop, Batman! I knew the 30s were the “pretty damn hot” numbers but the 40s don’t compute in my F-ing brain. Anyway crank that AC and smoke up!
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Beautiful sentiment here. Happy Juneteenth to you and your family both present and in spirit! 🫶
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Wait isn’t that like 240 degrees Fahrenheit I don’t know I’m from stupid country
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This could be a PSA for why NGL might not be right for me. What a fucking twat thing to say.
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Hang on now you’re “certified?” Let’s see those papers
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Oh dear lord I get this joke — am I one of “them”?
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Also adds a little extra twang
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I’ll still probably try it this weekend😅
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OMG YES!
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Been here for awhile tagging the crime scene
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Niiiiiiiiice
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You should hear what I tell my first cocktail on a Friday afternoon